Shag/marry/push off a cliff

[MeinKraft]

Rishi Sunak
Matt Hancock
Dominic Raab

That's easy surely?

Shag Dominic (if I have to...)
Marry Rishi
Shove Hancock off the cliff

No.
No no no.
They're all going off the cliff and I will hand myself into the police.

I'd rather jump off the cliff with those options

Off the cliff with the lot of them.

This 😂😂😂😂😂

See I thought I'd marry Sunak, shag Hancock (lord forgive me) and push Rasb off the cliff

I think Matt Hancock probably cries after sex.

The algorithms on my phone are obviously disgusted by the very idea of this as the advert popping up features vomit emojis. I agree the 3 of them are going off the cliff. No, nope, not ever.

@usernamechanged1 fucking brilliant

You will be fine, no jury will convict you.

And during it

I thought you meant we should choose our own! I’ll definitely be going straight to jail, do not pass go for all three of them 🤮💀👹

If there was really no other option I'd persuade us all to hold hands & we'd all jump together.

Give us yours

Surely best to marry Rishi. He is very rich after all. I think shag Raab. I couldn't go near Hancock (I've met him in real life).

Raab is my guilty pleasure. Beautiful lips and very nice boxers body.

Definitely shag Raab. Marry Rishi cos he's loaded. No hardship pushing Hancock over a cliff

Pedro Pascal
Jason Mamoa
Evan Peters

Rishi looks like he smells nice. He definitely changes his socks more frequently than every fortnight, at least.

What a fun game!

Nicola Sturgeon, Greta Thunberg, and Megan Markle - go!

Oops, Meghan* obviously

There's going to be such a pile at the bottom of the cliff they'll be able to get back up.

Swear to God that's just about put me off having sex with him now

All off the cliff