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Shag/marry/push off a cliff

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MeinKraft · 25/03/2023 21:40

Rishi Sunak
Matt Hancock
Dominic Raab

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MeinKraft · 25/03/2023 23:40

moistclam · 25/03/2023 23:01

What a fun game!

Nicola Sturgeon, Greta Thunberg, and Megan Markle - go!

If we are going to do a female equivalent it really should be Priti Patel, Suella Braverman and Therese Coffey

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Errolwasahero · 26/03/2023 14:28

@MeinKraft Ok well, if forced…! Can’t imagine any politicians for the first two, so shag is that bloke from Imagine Dragons; marry is definitely Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam. Push off a cliff is really difficult. Does it have to be someone famous? I have 3 I would happily build a patio for… but if it does then I think Putin will be on the top of my list. Peace and love everyone! 🥴

Jellycatspyjamas · 26/03/2023 15:27

If we are going to do a female equivalent it really should be Priti Patel, Suella Braverman and Therese Coffey

Have we not been thoroughly fucked by these three already?

MrsSkylerWhite · 26/03/2023 15:27

None of the above.

atthebottomofthehill · 26/03/2023 17:58

Jellycatspyjamas · 26/03/2023 15:27

If we are going to do a female equivalent it really should be Priti Patel, Suella Braverman and Therese Coffey

Have we not been thoroughly fucked by these three already?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

juliettesmother · 26/03/2023 18:02

Hilarious thread!

Lampzade · 26/03/2023 18:02

atthebottomofthehill · 25/03/2023 21:43

No.
No no no.
They're all going off the cliff and I will hand myself into the police.

Ha ha

WeWereInParis · 26/03/2023 18:09

Marry Rishi, then push him off a cliff and inherit the lot!

Hoolihan · 26/03/2023 20:05

MeinKraft · 25/03/2023 23:40

If we are going to do a female equivalent it really should be Priti Patel, Suella Braverman and Therese Coffey

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Oh my god 😭

ThrowAwayOne · 26/03/2023 20:23

HowDee · 25/03/2023 22:48

Pedro Pascal
Jason Mamoa
Evan Peters

Easy, shag Jason, Marry Pedro and push Evan off a cliff.

Boris Johnson
Donald Trump
Vladimir Putin

juliettesmother · 26/03/2023 20:24

@ThrowAwayOne impossible!!!

Ponderoveryonder · 26/03/2023 20:26

I’d marry Rishi for the money, though it would be a sexless marriage but at least he’d be away from home a lot.
shag Dominic raab, well tbf i wouldn’t mind this.
Matt Hancock off the cliff.

juliettesmother · 26/03/2023 20:49

I saw someone saying that the way to tell Hancock and Raab apart is that Hancock looks like he accidentally drained the company pension pot and Raab looks like he did it deliberately

Autienotnautie · 26/03/2023 21:18

Shag Hancock
Marry Raab
Push Rishi off a cliff

tobee · 26/03/2023 21:20

juliettesmother · 26/03/2023 20:49

I saw someone saying that the way to tell Hancock and Raab apart is that Hancock looks like he accidentally drained the company pension pot and Raab looks like he did it deliberately

Excellent

ladygindiva · 26/03/2023 21:42

Colin Farrell
Sanjeev Bhaskar
Laurence Fox

ladygindiva · 26/03/2023 21:44

Oh I get it now sorry, I'd push them all off a cliff 🤣

WeeBitOfWoo · 26/03/2023 21:45

Grim prospects all, but if I must…

I’d shag Raab, marry Rishi for his wife’s money and kick Hancock into the sea.

Mammyloveswine · 26/03/2023 22:28

TheWayOfTheWorld · 25/03/2023 21:41

That's easy surely?

Shag Dominic (if I have to...)
Marry Rishi
Shove Hancock off the cliff

I mean I agree... I reckon Raab is good in bed for some reason...

Marry Rishi because he is richer than rich and selfishly I am not (would give lots of money to charity and still vote labour 😂)

Matt Hancock def push off a cliff!

BigMamaFratelli · 26/03/2023 22:33

Shag Colin
Marry Sangeev
Push Laurence off a cliff (after poisoning him, stabbing him and explaining to him exactly why he is a total twatbadger)

tobee · 26/03/2023 22:35

I'm sure someone said on here they had about having sex with Raab and he got out of bed after and did some karate moves!

tobee · 26/03/2023 22:36

tobee · 26/03/2023 22:35

I'm sure someone said on here they had about having sex with Raab and he got out of bed after and did some karate moves!

Crucial missing word they had a dream about habits sex with Raab

determinedtomakethiswork · 26/03/2023 22:36

atthebottomofthehill · 25/03/2023 21:43

No.
No no no.
They're all going off the cliff and I will hand myself into the police.

Crowd funding for your defence would be the easiest thing in the world.

tobee · 26/03/2023 22:36
  • Having sex with

Ffs need to proofread

jollygreenpea · 26/03/2023 22:49

moistclam · 25/03/2023 23:01

What a fun game!

Nicola Sturgeon, Greta Thunberg, and Megan Markle - go!

They're all going over the cliff along with OP's lot.

Isn't it Mrs Rishi that's loaded?

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