I'm a total idiot, just opened a pack of Cajun chicken fillets in breadcrumbs and was on the second bite before I realised that they were not pre-cooked... 
Spat out what I could but according to Google, I have between 6 hours and 6 days to start vomiting and diarrhoea, with possible salmonella, just from the one bite I ingested, fml 🤦🏻♀️
Has anyone ever done this and survived? I could really use not spending all night puking!