Mine is a fairly ordinary “wife” card but inside he has written:
“roses are red, and you’re my bestest chum, but what I love most… is your lovely bum!”
I realise that a run of the mill MN review of this card would be “tacky” “gross” “ick” “does he only love you for your body?” “and you had kids with this man!?” and, of course “LTB”
but I adore it!