I love those cat cards!
DH and I had the following conversation yesterday.
Me: "I saw a Valentines Day card online that said I love you even more than I love the cat but I forgot to buy it in time"
DH: "Don't worry, we both know that's not true anyway." 
He then spent 20 minutes patiently scratching my back for me while I said "up a bit..right a bit...down a bit" (broken arm) so I know he loves me 