“Because of YouTube my DC…”

[DaysofHoney]

Because of YouTube my DD has spent our entire time at Disney World asking how many more hours until we can go to Walmart. Or Target.

£2K on park tickets and we could have spent the week in Walmart.

FFS!

My child uses bro to indicate the sentence is ending thanks to YouTube. Yours sounds more annoying though.

Says zee-bra, no matter how often I correct her!

Oh yep, DS doing that too…!

Yep! Took DD to Universal Studios and she. went on and on about getting Bug Gulp from 7 Eleven. Walked along a real dodgy feeling road to find one. She was happy.

When ds was about 4yo he asked me to come and take notes for a craft project he'd found on a You-tube video.

Turned out it was called "how to make a nuclear submarine". He genuinely thought we'd be able to make one after watching the video. "It's only a small one, mummy. Only about 20m long."

I have bought a dehydrator and a pressure canner. Love them both.

My DC says "bruh" and calls me traj.

My autistic DS has memorised the rides at a range of theme parks across the world!

Got a pet snake. Got obsessed with snake discovery ok over lock down she does love her snake and her is lower maintenance than the guinea I always have to remind her too feed.

Says "hay-er" instead of "hair" drives me mad! Believe it or not, we speak to her an awful lot in our very British voices so no idea why she insists on speaking like she's from the deep south of America or singing on a country record!

Is camping tonight in a friend’s garden as part of some ‘last in circle’ YouTube challenge. They are all nuts.

Takes the trash out into the yard.

Says trash rather than bin and paci rather than dummy. I really want to ban it but (bad parenting moment here) at times it’s the only thing that keeps them entertained so I can get stuff done

Says 'yes, SIR' when anyone asks him to do something. Calls everyone bruh, including his DGranny.

Zucchini, eggplant, trash, elevator...you get the picture

Can bore the tits off me talking about Minecraft.

DS is banned from watching YouTube and he hates anything American.

Thinks a public school is funded by the state.
Thinks the word 'asthetic' means 'looks good' as in 'wow, your outfit is really asthetic'.

Pretty xenophobic!

Oh my Janina so that's where DC get it from! Thanks!

Floor = lava

“Because of YouTube my DC…”

Says gotten instead of got.

On plus side has learnt a lot of baking, art, history - especially cooking and clothes -and tech stuff and English language development though for a while when I first started hearing it did wonder if the trade off was worth it as it just so annoying.

Also asked to go to Walmart

My son is only 4 so not allowed YouTube, however, he does watch a couple of American cartoons (Netflix I think) and says garbage truck instead of bin lorry!

Absolutely smashed his music theory module at Uni thanks to being so far ahead due to watching endless Jacob Collier videos on YouTube.