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No place for old pizzas(men)

Here we go, here is mine for today....

Pizza

(Clue - the main subject matter is a woman).

Pizza(Woman)🙂

Here's one.

Children's film.Pam Ferris(actress)as punishment makes Brucie eat a large chocolate cake 😋

Pizza.

Sorry, no. It’s the film ‘She’ starring Ursula Andrés’s.

Oliver!

I thought he may have wanted more porridge, but the workhouse could have been adjacent to a Waitrose or M&S food hall?

Here is my film title for today with a clue.

The Pizza

(Synopsis: some blokes get on a boat and sail to South America. They try to bribe some indigenous folk with some beans. It all goes to shit. The folk break their musical instruments and push the blokes over a waterfall).

Ohhh sounds like The conqiustadors and their cocao beans , english A level History with my crazy headteacher..... those were the days.The other film was Matilda.

Pizza

This film is set in the fifties.People queued round the block to see it.Starts on a sandy(clue) beach with summer loving and the other star now has his own jumbo.

Oh I think I get it

Grease

The pizza

Lots of similarities to pizza/grease

The advert for this pictures a sandy beach , but instead of someone travelling from the southern hemisphere, someone has travelled to the southern hemisphere , and there is a musical theme

Sorry. It was The Mission.

The Piano

Here is the next one:

The Pizza

(Synopsis: A bloke is walking across a frozen lake with his lady and someone tries to shoot him. He shoots back and then kills his lady as well because he is bored of her. He jumps in a car and heads to Italy. While lying low he fucks a prostitute and falls in love with her. Meanwhile he builds a gun to order for a female assassin and gets paid a lot of dosh. He gives the dosh to the prostitute. Later he sees the female assassin and realises she has come to kill him. He kills her then drives to the prostitute. On arrival he realises he has been shot as he watches the blood flow out of his body. The credits go up, but nobody knows whether he dies or not. It probably does not matter as he might have caught hepatitis or some other bug from the hooker.)

Rita,Sue and pizza too

All around the pizza in eighty days