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Replace with pizza

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yourjustnotfunny · 10/01/2023 20:25

No place for old pizzas(men)

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Alishaattic · 19/03/2023 20:07

Pizzaeye
The man with the golden pizza
License to pizza

Pizza in Black
Kindergarten Pizza
Ace Venture Pizza detective
No country for old pizza
12 years a pizza

Alishaattic · 19/03/2023 20:08

Fifty shades of pizza

Puppytrashedmysofa · 19/03/2023 20:37

To the late the pizza

Puppytrashedmysofa · 23/03/2023 18:21

Kiss kiss bang pizza

Pinacalola · 23/03/2023 18:27

Secrets of the pizza sisterhood

redspottedmug · 23/03/2023 20:48

A Series of Unfortunate Pizzas

redspottedmug · 23/03/2023 20:51

Three pizzas Outside Ebbing, Missouri

CrosswordConundrum · 23/03/2023 21:36

MN-ified:

Pizza being unreasonable (AIBU)
Mythical pizza (chicken)
Lemon drizzle pizza (cake)
Your pizza (minge)
Pizza massage (yoni)
Naice pizza (ham)

CrosswordConundrum · 23/03/2023 21:36

redspottedmug · 23/03/2023 20:48

A Series of Unfortunate Pizzas

Sounds like my last few takeaways 😂

redspottedmug · 24/03/2023 09:43

Make your own!

LemonDrizzle10 · 24/03/2023 10:40

Seven brides for seven pizzas
There's something about pizza
Raiders of the lost pizza

Puppytrashedmysofa · 24/03/2023 10:58

My kingdom for a pizza

SinnerBoy · 24/03/2023 11:17

Bits and Pizzas

Puppytrashedmysofa · 25/03/2023 06:20

The towering pizza

Puppytrashedmysofa · 26/03/2023 12:31

The pizza that fell to earth

redspottedmug · 26/03/2023 18:52

All Quiet on the Pizza Front

Inglourious Pizzas

The Pizza on the River Kwai

Zuffe · 26/03/2023 20:36

Pizza

(Gladiator)

Zuffe · 26/03/2023 20:40

Oh, another one.

Pizza

("Goodfellas" - its some kind of Chicago gangster movie)

Puppytrashedmysofa · 26/03/2023 20:49

Seven pizzas for seven brothers

Zuffe · 26/03/2023 20:52

Finally, my last one for the evening:

"Pizza"

It's the movie based on the French word for Butterfly. The movie title is Papillon, a film from the 1960's but updated more recently. It is about a petty convict who is deported to a French penal colony off the coast of Africa. There he meets another convict and strike up a friendship. Eventually our main protagonist escapes via the sea.

In some ways one can connect the desperation of the young man risking everything to escape the colony and institutionalisation. In that way, he is a true butterfly. One can find an analogy in pizza. The cutting and splitting of the pizza into four or more ways, though four is ideal - the four seasons. Quattro Stagioni. Four wings of a butterfly. In Italy their emperors wore purple. In the UK we cut our pizzas into unequal shapes. Like the wings of a Purple Emperor, larger up top, smaller round bottom.

That is why, for films of one word, Papillon is Pizza personified.

Puppytrashedmysofa · 26/03/2023 21:04

Pizza last temptation of christ

Puppytrashedmysofa · 27/03/2023 08:00

One flew over the cokoo's pizza

Zuffe · 27/03/2023 09:27

I have just thought of another one, but this is a bit harder because it is two words:

The Pizza

(The film title is The Field - a 1990 film set in Ireland after the famine about a fight to reclaim a small single field of about an acre. Stars Richard Harris and Sean Bean. And some sheep.)

Puppytrashedmysofa · 27/03/2023 11:07

Thanks Zufe for the description of this film ,I will have to seek it out two of my favourite actors starring😀

Flesh eating pizzas

Puppytrashedmysofa · 28/03/2023 12:42

Pizza Fingers(sticky)