Is there a body buried in my kitchen

[whiteclawsatdawn]

So.. Me and Dp are doing up our house and finally pulled up the manky kitchen carpet who the f**k has carpeted kitchens anyway and we've found this.. Any idea what it could be? I immediately said body DP thinks a drain is under it

Body 100%

It’s a body.

But buried upright.

I'm on team Body.

Defo Trevor Jordache.

Definitely a body

Money or guns.

Pirate treasure

John wicks case

Yep, body.

Body or drains? Why not both? Body in the drains! (Was it Callum in coronation Street?)

A treasure? Any pirates known to have pillaged locally?

This was my first thought, we must be the same age 🤣🤣😊

This, get the big hammer out!

😂😂 I’d bet on it!!

Neither. It'll be where the previous floor tiles cracked and they just skimmed over to create a flat surface for the carpet.

Hoping it's a body tho.

How old is the house?

I’ve seen similar when there was a filled in cellar.

Are you going to find out?
All of a sudden I must know!

I think it's the door to narnia . I feel like it's far to tidy for a body

🤣🤣🤣

I'm puzzling why you're even asking this ....it is SO obviously a body ......

Is it too late to move/kill it with fire ?

Ooh could use both after the day I've had

Sweet! Finally a place for me to hide from the Toddler and washing up!

It's not actually flat though I'm going to have to sand it right down and level it all to be able to put new flooring in last person that owned this place was a right bodger

Body, duh. In manageable chunks because maximising space.

Meghan markle under there