Is there a body buried in my kitchen

[whiteclawsatdawn]

So.. Me and Dp are doing up our house and finally pulled up the manky kitchen carpet who the f**k has carpeted kitchens anyway and we've found this.. Any idea what it could be? I immediately said body DP thinks a drain is under it

If you pop over can you fetch me a bit of Turkish delight?

The original manuscript of ‘Spare’ has been located!!!

Is the floor in an extension or a original part of the house?

It's on the first floor so no cellars and the whole floor under it is concrete the tiles pictured around it are fake lino style tiles so no idea why the last owner did this other than to hide something

It would have to be at least 6ft deep to get a body in there 🤣 I'm thinking it's just shite cracked tiles that they pre skimmed before having the great idea of putting carpet down 😬

Well that's blown my theory. I've seen similar in a conservatory extension where the owner had just decided to block off the manhole. Which was a great hassle for him when the drains running under got blocked and because they couldn't get into his manhole (I say vicar!!) the two houses further up the chain had sewage coming out of their manholes.
I'm so sorry, I'll get my coat.

I’m thinking just a head.

But not if the body is in pieces. I watch way too much real crime.

So more than one body! A cellar full, OP

Like Ben Jonson in Westminster Abbey (allegedly).

I like your thinking. 😈

Someone's possibly fixed a leaking pipe, and had no tiles to replace the one's removed. The real question is, who on earth thought it was a good idea to cover the floor in carpet?🤔

Puréed body?

Maybe it’s Shergar?

Clearly it’s a sealed gateway into the upside down and when you open it a. Demo dog will jump out and bite your ankles. Probably.

It was squishy when we removed it too soo damp and filled with filth I was heaving

So we had a dig about its just a random concrete patch over the lino for some reason could understand if it were actual tiles on the floor and not lino ones so god knows what the last owner has done to it 🤔maybe they really wanted to practice their concrete skills ready for the cellar at their new house 😬

Wishful thinking?

Not Trevor Jordache, he was under the patio.

If they cooked it could it have been poured in?

Probably a filled in basement

Get levelling compound then put down whatever flooring you like. If the house was extended, that could well be a drain.