Inspire me with simple cat antics ideas for DIY board game please

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I got us a cat logic game for Christmas but even beginners level is well beyond my disabled ds (Cat crimes game) so I hope to make up a board game using the games' cat characters (we love cats), something along the lines of snakes and ladders using a dice.

The 6 cat crimes in this game are:

Ruined shoes
Broken flowerpot
Ate a bird
Spilled coffee
Swallowed the fish
Unravelled the yarn

I can add a few like stuck up a tree or caught a mouse.

Please inspire me with some more funny or troublesome, I hope to draw the grid on large joined up sheets of paper and use the stand-up cat figures from the game we have, they are quite cute.

Got the cream
Knocked ornament off shelf
Paw under the door attempting to catch something

Would something like claws stuck in the carpet work for a miss a turn option if you wanted one?

Vomited on the carpet
4am zoomies
Bullying of next doors dog

Stole a sausage (my cat did this yesterday!)

Sick on the carpet
Went awol for a few nights
Got pregnant
Got in a fight
Minor op requiring cone of shame

Stuck up a tree ?

Knocked over the Christmas tree
Climbed the curtains
Scratched the sofa
Knocked all the stuff off the coffee table

Run up the curtains.
Got in a fight.
Fell in the bath.

Scratched the sofa.

Scratched a hole in an armchair
Stole a glove
Woke their human at 6am by jumping on the bed
Stood in front of the TV screen at the dramatic climax of a film
Pulled all the clothes off that were drying on the radiator
Hid for an hour while everyone was calling him frantically

All genuine ones!

Pinched the left overs off the worktop
Chasing the neighbours cats
Paws at your face while you're sleeping
Brings bugs/rodents into the house

Tripped someone walking up stairs

One of mine jumped on the bed to wake me up to feed him. I sleep on my front. He stood on the back of my head & pushed my face into the pillow - he's a hefty cat. That could be a miss a go one.

Wanting to come back in as soon as you let them out (through the front door despite having a perfectly serviceable cat flap in the back door 😡)

Jumped over the dog.

Ours were always doing that; though the dog didn't mind it.

Paw Punch. I have received a few

Walked poo all over the house
Hissed at the dog
Fell off the mantlepeice
2am zoomies

All things that have happened this week in my house!

sick on rug
climbed the tree
chased a mouse
coughed up a furball
scratched the sofa
chewed a plant

Jumped in the air then ran madly round the house for two minutes for no reason.

Caught a mouse then let it go in the house.

Wanted to go out front door but changed mind as raining outside. Asked to go out back door instead. Perplexed that also raining outside.

Sniff catnip.....zoom forward 10 spaces!

climbed the xmas tree
ditto the curtains
brought in a frog
ditto worms
nagged me for the tuna juice
loving nuzzles
stealth farting (doesn't happen often )

Got stuck on a drawer/wardrobe/garage

Jumped in the car and hid, fell asleep, only to reveal itself 20 miles later as human arrived at work.

Ate bacon off a plate whilst human's back was turned.

Biting the vet, weeing on the floor

Got stuck on roof

Disappearing for hours when they are meant to be going to cattery

Hacked up a furball on the bed at 5.30am.

Wow!

I didn't know you'd all met MY cat 🤦‍♀️😹

Knocked over the flat screen telly while trying to catch the ball from the snooker being shown on TV (my cats love snooker and I live in terror of them doing this)..