Inspire me with simple cat antics ideas for DIY board game please

[YogaLite]

I got us a cat logic game for Christmas but even beginners level is well beyond my disabled ds (Cat crimes game) so I hope to make up a board game using the games' cat characters (we love cats), something along the lines of snakes and ladders using a dice.

The 6 cat crimes in this game are:

Ruined shoes
Broken flowerpot
Ate a bird
Spilled coffee
Swallowed the fish
Unravelled the yarn

I can add a few like stuck up a tree or caught a mouse.

Please inspire me with some more funny or troublesome, I hope to draw the grid on large joined up sheets of paper and use the stand-up cat figures from the game we have, they are quite cute.

also...demands dreamies while you're sitting on the loo with your pants down.

Watching springwatch and wondering where the bird is when it goes out of shot. (see snooker above)

Attacks a teddy bear and throws it down the stairs.

Although when girlcat was a kitten, she'd drag it around in her teeth and it was twice her size.

DKitten loves ripping my newspaper or chewing the corner of my book as I am reading.

Sit in a box - miss a turn

Love all these, thank you everyone, will be getting creative in the next few days.
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Maintain uncomfortable eye contact while licking their bum / watching you on the toilet.

Get shut in someone else's shed - miss 2 goes
..,, whilst they are away - miss 3 goes

Get caught entering another house.
Get caught pooing in someone's garden.
Singing with a neighbour's cat.

Kicking all of the litter out of the tray - miss a turn
Oomie Zoomies - move forward three spaces

Pulled tinsel off tree
Licked all the cream cheese off some crackers
Wee'd outside the litter tray
Ate the roses from a bouquet.

All inspired by real life events...