Was he fucking the golden glove or was it supposed to be huspenis?

[WoosteriaLane]

And why do some men have to make everything about their dicks, or something being humped?

*his penis!

For those who missed it

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I don't know but it certainly made him look like a knob.

It was like a scene from The Inbetweeners

This, what an idiot he looked 🤦🏻‍♀️

Mediocre immature men obsessed with their dicks.

Such a tool.

You disappoint me, OP. I thought ‘huspenis’ was some kind of cool, probably Dutch, architectural or philosophical term I just hadn’t come across yet.

I'm only watching it because dh is but it's the testosteroney kind of shit that puts me off men's sports. Somehow I can't imagine Jill Scott pretending to fuck a trophy.

I’m surprised as fuck he did it. He’s a bit of a nutter though (he sort of wanked it..). Very very bad behaviour but I’m not sure what I’d do if I won the World Cup tbh

So distasteful. He looked like an idiot.

Huspenis does look like a real word. Not one I'm prepared to risk Googling though. Just in case.

Agreed, he looked incredibly immature whatever it was he was trying to mine.

The biggest moment of his career, the whole world watching and this tool does that. What a dick

He's got a son and a daughter. How do you explain that one to the kids?

They always let themselves down in the end, don’t they ?

It surely triggered a wave of eye-rolling around the globe.

One of the blokes doing the commentary said something like it's a tradition in the COPA America cup. So it wasn't random thing but that doesn't make it ok....

He looked a right idiot.

What a dick.

Ewww.

I wonder if he'll have broken any obscenity laws there actually.

Give him a break he's just played the game of his life!

Every other player who just played the game of their lives managed to not jump their trophies and medals. He was just an idiot. Large round of ewwww where I was watching.

*hump