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Was he fucking the golden glove or was it supposed to be huspenis?

58 replies

WoosteriaLane · 18/12/2022 18:41

And why do some men have to make everything about their dicks, or something being humped?

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WoosteriaLane · 18/12/2022 19:16

pompomdaisy · 18/12/2022 19:14

Give him a break he's just played the game of his life!

If one of the female players pretended to use it as a dildo you would not say that. They'd probably never play again.

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Theimpossiblegirl · 18/12/2022 19:22

pompomdaisy · 18/12/2022 19:14

Give him a break he's just played the game of his life!

No excuse for behaving like a knob. They are highly paid and should be role models.

Dello · 18/12/2022 19:41

To answer - I think it was supposed to be his penis.
Why he decided to do that 🤷‍♀️ ON the day of this important game - can’t fathom why thought appropriate.

PiIsAReallyLongNumber · 18/12/2022 19:44

Yep horrible. I've now had to tell my 11 year old that doing that with objects (at the time some cucumber he was eating 🙄) is NOT ok.
He's 11 and absolutely idolises these men (and now women, yay!).

He looked like a complete twat (not my son, although...🤣)

WoosteriaLane · 18/12/2022 19:46

The humour seems about right for an 11 year old tbf.

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justcallmebozo · 18/12/2022 20:00

WoosteriaLane · 18/12/2022 18:49

Huspenis does look like a real word. Not one I'm prepared to risk Googling though. Just in case.

I just did. Knew it was a bad idea. Learns some interesting stuff, though not sure how much of it is true. Juan Baptista dos Santos had three legs and two penises (peni?) Iceland has a Phallological museum which "houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts."

Should probably close that tab now.

AndrewGloubermanisaperv · 18/12/2022 20:02

The guy was a fucking stupid twat

Geamhradh · 18/12/2022 20:04

He'd already gone on my twat list when he did that stupid goady fucker waddling dance after one of the penalties.
I'm in Italy and despite there not being a person in the land who would ever support France against Argentina (unless they were French obvs) due to (hand of) God Maradona, even the Italian commentators said the goady dance was uncalled for and the cup wanking was repulsive.
Can't say I've ever noticed this player before. Won't go looking for him again.

Christmasbellsagio · 18/12/2022 20:04

Awful behaviour

Geamhradh · 18/12/2022 20:06

justcallmebozo · 18/12/2022 20:00

I just did. Knew it was a bad idea. Learns some interesting stuff, though not sure how much of it is true. Juan Baptista dos Santos had three legs and two penises (peni?) Iceland has a Phallological museum which "houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts."

Should probably close that tab now.

The Iceland museum gets a whole chapter in the Museum of Whales You Will Never See book, (about lots of museums in Iceland) it's fab! (Book not penis displays) (though they might be)

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 18/12/2022 20:06

I thought ‘huspenis’ was some kind of German special Willy.

crimsonpeak · 18/12/2022 20:07

Ew. Just ew.

AngelinaFibres · 18/12/2022 20:10

WoosteriaLane · 18/12/2022 18:47

I'm only watching it because dh is but it's the testosteroney kind of shit that puts me off men's sports. Somehow I can't imagine Jill Scott pretending to fuck a trophy.

It fitted in perfectly with the nose picking, nose emptying and spitting that they all engage in. Overpaid , disgusting chavs.

justcallmebozo · 18/12/2022 20:23

@Geamhradh - "The Iceland museum gets a whole chapter in the Museum of Whales You Will Never See book"

Thanks for that, i've just read the museum chapter on the sample on Amazon, and ordered the book. Looks good.

thelionthewitchtheaudacityofTHISbitch · 18/12/2022 20:29

I reported the video on twitter as "Adult" - not a lot of choice. Perhaps do the same? I didnt need to comment.

NC30112021 · 18/12/2022 20:31

Unintelligent hooligan. Just no.

Discwriter · 18/12/2022 20:32

Yes, was gross to see. I also saw a topless woman in the stand during one of the goals! Wonder what the laws are on that....

BedTaker · 18/12/2022 20:39

Teaspooned · 18/12/2022 18:47

You disappoint me, OP. I thought ‘huspenis’ was some kind of cool, probably Dutch, architectural or philosophical term I just hadn’t come across yet.

🤣

maddiemookins16mum · 18/12/2022 20:41

Swissnotswiss · 18/12/2022 18:42

I don't know but it certainly made him look like a knob.

DD and I uttered the word ‘Wanker’ at exactly the same time.

WaitingForSummertime · 18/12/2022 20:46

So disappointed in him. I've always thought he was a really nice guy, but that's such an idiotic thing to do.

Confusion101 · 18/12/2022 20:50

thelionthewitchtheaudacityofTHISbitch · 18/12/2022 20:29

I reported the video on twitter as "Adult" - not a lot of choice. Perhaps do the same? I didnt need to comment.

Sorry but this is hilarious. There's uncensored porn on twitter. They aren't going to give a fuck about this!

Phewthatwasclose · 18/12/2022 20:56

thelionthewitchtheaudacityofTHISbitch · 18/12/2022 20:29

I reported the video on twitter as "Adult" - not a lot of choice. Perhaps do the same? I didnt need to comment.

😂

Backtoblack1 · 18/12/2022 20:58

I was thinking that tbh

YetiTeri · 18/12/2022 21:02

Made in the English Football League.

EddieHowesBlackandWhiteArmy · 18/12/2022 21:10

thelionthewitchtheaudacityofTHISbitch · 18/12/2022 20:29

I reported the video on twitter as "Adult" - not a lot of choice. Perhaps do the same? I didnt need to comment.

Snort, seriously?! It was broadcast to millions all around the globe. It was a bit silly but I’m not sure it warrants this reaction!

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