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Give me your favourite toasts…

39 replies

Widilo · 09/12/2022 19:01

"To those who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference."

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 09/12/2022 19:03

@Widilo see to me, that says I'm such a fucking shambles that there IS no difference Grin

BeastOfBODMAS · 09/12/2022 19:05

Came here to say the Sainsburys bakery multiseed

It’s been a long week.

ElizabethinherGermanGarden · 09/12/2022 19:07

May the road rise up to meet you and the wind be ever at your back

TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 09/12/2022 19:08

“Thank you all, and Merry Christmas.”

Fozziwig.

WuTangGran · 09/12/2022 19:10

“To the regiment”. Early Doors.

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Widilo · 09/12/2022 19:10

Overheard at a Christmas party next to us last week.

”here’s to love, here’s to honour, if you can’t come in her, come on her” - delightful 🤦‍♀️

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wildthingsinthenight · 09/12/2022 19:11

WuTangGran · 09/12/2022 19:10

“To the regiment”. Early Doors.

I wish I was there!

JustCakeInDrag · 09/12/2022 19:11

I have a very camp friend who says “Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.”

StillDancingEvenOnTheRainyDays · 09/12/2022 19:14

BeastOfBODMAS · 09/12/2022 19:05

Came here to say the Sainsburys bakery multiseed

It’s been a long week.

Same 😂

MotherofPearl · 09/12/2022 19:15

I have a friend who always toasts, 'To us, and those like us!'

BackOnTheBandWagon · 09/12/2022 19:15

I was hoping it would be about toast toppings. Just had lemon curd for the first time in months today - was brilliant

DarkDarkNight · 09/12/2022 19:15

May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead. I know it from Peaky Blinders, but found this below.

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead

Comedycook · 09/12/2022 19:16

Melba

pinneddownbytabbies · 09/12/2022 19:17

We have a tradition of saying this one on Christmas Day now:

'Happy Birthday Jesus!!'

Xmas Grin
BackOnTheBandWagon · 09/12/2022 19:22

On the actual topic - toasts that are heartfelt and just an expression of love to the people they're aimed at. Don't need fancy words

FinallyHere · 09/12/2022 19:33

Absent friends.

Tear in my eye every.damm.time.

SantaBakula · 09/12/2022 19:40

Umm I came on to say fried mushrooms on toast .

> >wanders off to look in the fridge for mushrooms<<

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Widilo · 09/12/2022 19:47

We can talk toast if everyone wants to talk toast

i like marmite. But only 4 blobs like in the corners spread out a bit

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tinselvestsparklepants · 09/12/2022 19:47

Finallyhere that is our Christmas Day 9pm toast! Also gives me a leaky eye.

Dinneronmybfpillow · 09/12/2022 19:57

I don't know where it's from originally but custom in my teen group was:
"Here's to you and here's to we, the best of friends we'll always be. And if we tend to disagree, then fuck you and here's to me!"

Judgyjudgy · 09/12/2022 20:15

BeastOfBODMAS · 09/12/2022 19:05

Came here to say the Sainsburys bakery multiseed

It’s been a long week.

GrinGrinGrin

BamBamBilla · 09/12/2022 20:29

Why cheese of course. Don't forget the Worcestershire sauce.

alasangne · 09/12/2022 20:32

BeastOfBODMAS · 09/12/2022 19:05

Came here to say the Sainsburys bakery multiseed

It’s been a long week.

Oh good I was about to sing the praises of M&S oaty bread

Tinytigertail · 09/12/2022 20:41

My friend always says 'Here's to those who wish us well and those who don't can go to hell!'

Winter2019 · 09/12/2022 21:10

BeastOfBODMAS · 09/12/2022 19:05

Came here to say the Sainsburys bakery multiseed

It’s been a long week.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣