I'm just nipping to the corner shop...

[Charlavail]

What can I get for you?
I'm getting a Peanut butter kit kat and a can of coke.

Twirl please and some overpriced squash

Cheese and onion pasty please. From the warming thingy at the back of the shop.

Maltesers please and a Fry’s Turkish delight.

A Caramac. Obviously.

Maltesers and a strawberry Frijj, please.

Pringles , going all out tonight!

Out. Filth.

Capri Sun. From the fridge please.

Oops, forgot the please and thank you.....

Salt and vinegar squares, and maybe a twirl!

Chocolate raisins and diet coke.

Double Decker and a can of Vimto please.

Salt n vinegar crinkle Cheddars and a Starbar please.

Milk, bin bags and reeses pieces please

A dime bar please.

I don’t eat sugar in RL (dental reasons) so your fantasy shop is the only way I can get it

Salt and vinegar crisp, a slab of chocolate and a Diet Coke please!!!

Pickled onion space raiders, a star bar and a purdeys please.

Have they got any ice pops? Can I have one in each flavour as long as they're Mr Freeze ones. Cheers!

Sweet & salty popcorn please.

Yes for Caramac, but also some cheap onion rings crisps

I live solo with 2 kids. The idea of someone going out to get me this actually would excite me beyond words!

I’ll reimburse you when you get back!

A slab of dairy crunch please

Salt and vinegar crisps and some milk to dip them into!

No judgement here

Cornetto