I got pissed and fell asleep on the toilet

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I’m in a holiday resort I’ve been to loads of times. Bar staff here know me well. But I actually fell asleep on the loo.

Should I be too ashamed to leave the house again?

How old are you?

Any older than 18 and it's a bit pathetic.

Next time you go out OP, wear inco-pads, then it won't matter where you fall asleep.

🤣oh god. Yes, never leave the house again! On a serious note if you are drinking that much you need to be more careful and cut back, you could easily be taken advantage of, have your bag/wallet taken, be attacked.

Classy.

I'm sure they've seen it happen a hundred times before. They've probably even done it themselves. Enjoy your holiday!

If the staff know you they’ll no doubt be relieved that you made it to the toilet this time.
😉😁😁

Lighten up!

I did it in Ibiza many years ago. I don't know how long I was asleep but came out to a rather angry friend who has been holding my handbag

I got rather a sure neck as my head had fallen backwards

I was 37 ... Don't care 🤣

I have fallen asleep on pub toilets a few times, white wine makes me really sleepy. I was hardly steaming after a white wine spritzer but needed a snooze.

My most memorable was waking up at 3am on the toilet in a hotel where we had our works Christmas party. Everyone had gone home and I skunk past the Receptionist. God knows what I looked like but people were giving me a wide berth as I purposely walked down the road to find a taxi.

I don't touch the stuff now as it makes my restless legs so bad I Riverdance in my sleep.

How did anyone know you fell asleep?

Because someone came to find me when they realised I’d been gone for ages.

Tell them you have narcolepsy? To make it look authentic, you could 'fall asleep' a few times whilst talking to them.

I fell asleep at a right angle, stood up with my head on the bed and bum against the wall. My husband just put my dressing gown over me😄

Exactly. Hide the thread OP. Have a cocktail for me!

I hate that emoji.

It’s not falling asleep, it’s passing out from alcohol. People don’t usually fall asleep in the loo (although DD did once but she was two and had just eaten a big bowl of pasta).

My friend who works in marketing was taken out for cocktails to a swish hotel by some clients and ended up being sick in her boss's handbag after one too many "yellow bird"s.

I think you need to grow up OP instead of posting about such stupid adolescent behaviour.

As another poster has said, you didn't "fall asleep" you passed out from alcohol. That's putting yourself in a dangerous situation both medically and socially.

I knew someone who did the same thing, choked on their own vomit and died. Their stupidity robbed two children of a parent.

I have a friend who used to do this and turned out to have Type 1 diabetes!

That's telling them op! Good on ya 😂
I'm up early to take some painkillers and your post has cheered me up!
I love a good embarrassing drinking story.
Tbh yours is tame compared to some of mine😜, I enjoyed it tho.
Don't be embarrassed or shamed by anyone on the internet or in real life for that matter.
Shake it off, chin up, tits out, life's too short ❤️

I notice you’re posting in the early hours of the morning

I'm a shift worker.
Not everyone about during 'unsocial hours' is rat-arsed so stop tarring others with your brush.

It's people like you that clog up A&E and stop people with genuine medical problems getting treatment.

The last time I checked, falling asleep didn’t require A&E treatment. The only ‘treatment’ I needed was half a bar of chocolate when I got back to the apartment. Unless you think I’m preventing more deserving people from accessing a few squares of Milka?

@Campervangirl I love a good embarrassing drinking story.

Well, you'll get plenty in A & E on a Fri/Sat night why not take yourself to A & E and have a laugh at staff trying to sort the drunks out.

The last time I checked, falling asleep didn’t require A&E treatment.

Falling asleep/passing out puts you in a vulnerable position for robbery/assault/rape which could land you in A & E.

I get fed up with this irresponsible drink culture. It's all a big joke until one of the above happens to you.

Ha ha. I know quite a few people who've done this OP. No harm done, just put it down to being very tired.