I got pissed and fell asleep on the toilet

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I’m in a holiday resort I’ve been to loads of times. Bar staff here know me well. But I actually fell asleep on the loo.

Should I be too ashamed to leave the house again?

I imagine OP was aiming for Classics with the hilarity of being so drunk she passed out in a public toilet.
Grim.

Classics? Hardly. I think I’d need something slightly better than “dozed off; nothing happened”.

FYI, no one has said “grim” on MN and been taken seriously since 2016.

Nobody has made it to Classics with a story about passing out from drink whilst sitting on the la

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Nobody has made it to Classics with a story about passing out from drink while sitting on the lav ever. Are we turning this into a who's been here longest or something? 2004 here.

How about blaming the folk doing the robbing, assaulting and raping instead?

AS, is, however, quite enlightening.
I wonder how you deal with your own wackiness.

You’re the only one talking about Classics.

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This happened to someone I know. She actually woke up on the toilet in the early hours of the morning, in a nightclub that has closed. All the staff had left. She had to escape through a fire door. I would be pretty mortified.