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48 replies

OMGiNEEDit · 22/09/2022 22:19

Friend just sent me this. Anyone want to buy me it? 😍

Wish I had my own pool 😭

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127229762#/media?channel=RES_BUY&id=media16&ref=photoCollage

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Bluevelvetsofa · 22/09/2022 22:34

I hope the glass is self cleaning.😂

Bzzz · 22/09/2022 22:40

The dead grass certainly distracts

jumpbounce · 22/09/2022 22:43

Where do people who live in houses like these store belongings?

Always see bedrooms with no wardrobes or any form of clothes or toy storage! We have wardrobes and toy storage in every room and they still don't look neat!

Chdjdn · 22/09/2022 22:44

I love it although was imagining my DCs sticky fingers all over the transparent banister. I always wonder what people did with all their stuff for these photos

makingmiracles · 22/09/2022 22:45

Are there blinds built into the frames? I’d get freaked out of a nighttime with all those big Glass panels+windows, like I’d be imagining someone was looking in…nice size though

OMGiNEEDit · 22/09/2022 22:45

Fortunately, grass grows, so will be fine once it's had some propper rain. We have had a hosepipe ban.....

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MossGrowsFat · 22/09/2022 22:47

OMGiNEEDit · 22/09/2022 22:45

Fortunately, grass grows, so will be fine once it's had some propper rain. We have had a hosepipe ban.....

Are you the seller?

Pixiedust1234 · 22/09/2022 22:49

It is lovely but those eaves are angled quite sharply. Also the shed? dumped in the middle of the lawn instead of to the side, and no discernable path to it is weird.

And I wouldn't trust those views unless the field was also mine. Small picky things tbf. I wouldn't refuse to live there Grin

inappropriateraspberry · 22/09/2022 23:04

I'd have to change the stairs! I hate open treads, always think I'm going to slip through!

LaLaLouella · 22/09/2022 23:09

Jeez- I can smell the chlorine just looking at that...

Shitfather · 22/09/2022 23:12

It’s profoundly ugly and dull.

CalmConfident · 22/09/2022 23:16

That house looks familiar…it’s very like the one in the inside number 9 quiet night in episode!

Isausernameavailable · 22/09/2022 23:17

Utterly horrid and not at all homely.

80sMum · 22/09/2022 23:17

No thanks! It looks horribly uncomfortable, to me, and very soulless.

Pixiedust1234 · 22/09/2022 23:19

@DDivaStar that ones pretty nice too. Do the sheep come with it? Grin

Blueuggboots · 22/09/2022 23:19

@DDivaStar - I'd rather yours than the OP.

TedMullins · 22/09/2022 23:23

Not to my taste. Too minimalist and basic. It has an air of sophistication downstairs though I suppose, then for reasons best known to the owners they’ve got that horrid striped duvet, purple feature wall and tacky butterfly stencils on the bedroom wall! Might as well go the whole hog and have a live love laugh decal

PaganQueen · 22/09/2022 23:35

@DDivaStar that one is just beautiful 😍😍😍

@OMGiNEEDit the one you linked looks bloody uncomfortable, can’t imagine flopping about in my onesie in it- but would stay there in a flash 😂

OMGiNEEDit · 22/09/2022 23:39

MossGrowsFat · 22/09/2022 22:47

Are you the seller?

I wish 😂 I don't even own a car nevermind a house. It's on my wishlist though 😁

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OMGiNEEDit · 22/09/2022 23:41

It will be gorgeous once the current owners clutter is shifted 😍

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DogFacedWoman · 22/09/2022 23:48

Anyone fancy an 11 bed castle on 14 acres of land for £3m? www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126997652

RetreatRetreatRetreat · 23/09/2022 00:01

I just look at that and think of the costs of running it!! Imagine the heating bill! Or the water bill from filling it!

SpacePotato · 23/09/2022 00:20

Dull and soulless. Like the life has been sucked out of it.

I can just imagine having to constantly clean all the kids hand prints smeared all over the glass going up and around the stairs.

The second property is lovely.

LittleBearPad · 23/09/2022 00:46

OMGiNEEDit · 22/09/2022 23:41

It will be gorgeous once the current owners clutter is shifted 😍

Clutter? What clutter?

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