Please or to access all these features

Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

House porn

48 replies

OMGiNEEDit · 22/09/2022 22:19

Friend just sent me this. Anyone want to buy me it? 😍

Wish I had my own pool 😭

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127229762#/media?channel=RES_BUY&id=media16&ref=photoCollage

OP posts:
OMGiNEEDit · 23/09/2022 22:26

LittleBearPad · 23/09/2022 00:46

Clutter? What clutter?

All over 🤣 not a bare surface and 5 million pillows 😂

OP posts:
girlmom21 · 23/09/2022 22:36

I hate all the glass. That would make me so nervous.

CaptainBarbosa · 23/09/2022 22:46

DogFacedWoman · 22/09/2022 23:48

Anyone fancy an 11 bed castle on 14 acres of land for £3m? www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126997652

There are some strong colours in that building 😳😂

Hope whoever buys it likes daffodil yellow and blood bath red 😂

londonmummy1966 · 23/09/2022 22:50

Maybe more on the porn and less on the house but I'm pretty sure this one is Boris and Carrie's

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/125769089#/?channel=RES_BUY

Wafflehouse · 23/09/2022 23:14

I’d forever be shushing the kids, it looks so echoey, I’m quite clumsy too and imagine the noise dropping a spoon in that kitchen.

Abcdefgh1234 · 23/09/2022 23:19

I like more traditional georgian type. I dont like too kodern. Feels cold for me. I wish i won euromillion 😅

PornographicPriestess · 23/09/2022 23:22

Where would you pit all your stuff? Far too sparse for my tastes

Wafflesnsniffles · 23/09/2022 23:23

It doesnt look at all cosy.
Lacks storage space.
Nowhere obvious to hand blinds/curtains.
I bet its roasting hot in summer
And really cold in the winter.

And the maintenance costs for the pool........ eeek.
No ta.

Wafflesnsniffles · 23/09/2022 23:27

LittleBearPad · 23/09/2022 00:46

Clutter? What clutter?

Agreed, what clutter?? Apart from rather too many cushions/pillows for my taste that house is completely clutter free. Its a palace and I love it.

LittleBearPad · 23/09/2022 23:34

Wafflesnsniffles · 23/09/2022 23:27

Agreed, what clutter?? Apart from rather too many cushions/pillows for my taste that house is completely clutter free. Its a palace and I love it.

Agreed, one sofa has a few too many cushions. The other room has haberdashery on a work surface.

Bizarre!

0live · 23/09/2022 23:40

That first house is so ugly and badly furnished, just proves that money can’t buy you good taste.

UsernameHistories · 23/09/2022 23:42

Are the round concrete things a sewage works?
Looks like a converted 1980s warehouse.

nzeire · 23/09/2022 23:46

Those rugs?!!!!
just NASTY

EllaPaella · 23/09/2022 23:48

nzeire · 23/09/2022 23:46

Those rugs?!!!!
just NASTY

I was thinking the same thing. Gorgeous house but horrible furnishings and totally bland and soulless decorating.

NCFT0922 · 23/09/2022 23:48

@TedMullins that’s a child’s bedroom

UsernameHistories · 23/09/2022 23:51

NCFT0922 · 23/09/2022 23:48

@TedMullins that’s a child’s bedroom

The headlight is so low most of the house is only suitable for children , very short adults or people who like to crawl.

3catsandcounting · 23/09/2022 23:55

Loads of nice space, but the design leaves me cold. Just another identikit Grand Design with zero personality.

TheRubyRedshoes · 24/09/2022 00:21

How much is it? It's the exact opposite of my own taste,I hate it.
In fact it makes me me feel cold and depressed just looking at it!

Happylittlethoughts · 24/09/2022 06:35

As flat and souless inside as it is outside .. bloody hell no

sparklecement · 24/09/2022 08:36

I just love this.

Lockheart · 24/09/2022 08:41

Sorry OP but to me that house looks like an office block c.2004 that someone's shoved a couple of sofas and rugs in. I'm with the posters who want a castle!

rainbowandglitter · 24/09/2022 08:47

OMGiNEEDit · 22/09/2022 22:45

Fortunately, grass grows, so will be fine once it's had some propper rain. We have had a hosepipe ban.....

We live here and haven't had a hosepipe ban Confused

New posts on this thread. Refresh page
Swipe left for the next trending thread