Monkeys Or Tanks?

[Mysterian]

I'm off to Dorset. They have 2 big attractions. There's Tank World right next to the Monkey Museum. Which one should I go to? Tanks are cool but I've been there twice. Monkeys are nice but I'm not sure they're tank-nice, but as I've not been to the Monkey Museum I'm not sure.

Tank World has excellent Dorset Apple Cake.

Which one?

Always choose the option with good cake.

You mean Monkey WORLD, not Monkey Museum . I've been to that and the tank place, and I think monkeys and apes are far more interesting than any tanks.

Neither. Monkeys are creepy and tanks are creepy too. Go to Kimmeridge bay and look for fossils.

Swings and roundabouts isn't it?! Monkeys are interesting to watch climbing but tanks have far better armour.

I'd go for the one I hadn't been too, unless I'd been to similar elsewhere recently.

Been to both, very underwhelmed with the monkeys, much preferred the tanks.

Monkeys all the way. They have Gibbons and baby Orangs at Monkey World. What more do you need?
Tanks no thanks 🤣

The playground at Monkey World is immense!

Banana Ice cream at Monkey world😋

Encourage the monkeys to stage a break out and drive the tanks. Double win.

I did think a monkey museum was a pretty odd concept 🤣

Please do this!

I'd do neither and go to Tyneham village instead. It's was abandoned in the war. Beautiful village and stunning scenery.

Monkey world. Definitely.

I thought you meant tanks as in fish tanks

Now I know you mean armoured tanks... Monkeys all the way

The tanks are fabulous, and the monkeys are all a bit sad, especially the ones rescued from labs. And I say that as someone who generally has no interest in military stuff, and loves animal attractions usually.

The tank museum has in incredible recreation of the First World War trenches, which makes entry worthwhile on its own.

I got married at the campsite between these 2. You could hear both. It was an epic weekend.

Thats all.

It would be so much better if they merged them.

Monkeys with tanks sounds fabulous.

Neither gibbons nor orangutans are monkeys. So Monkey world are misrepresenting their inmates.

Thus tanks, even though I have no interest in tanks.

True! Most are apes but there are monkeys too. They are pretty epic

Monkey world every time!!

I was very underwhelmed with monkey world to be honest, but the ticket sales go towards supporting their incredible work I suppose. As you haven't been I'd recommend trying it though.

Can we get the monkeys in the tanks? Because that sounds like a splendid day out.

Monkey World is an internationally recognised rescue and breeding centre for endangered and abused primates. The tank place is redundant metal. Now which cause do you think it would be better to spend your money on?

And to add, add as a disabled person, Monkey World is one of the best accessible and disability friendly locations in the UK.

Tanks are shit. 'Ooh, look at the machines we kill people with'

Go to the monkeys, they're brilliant.