What should I call my new business?

[Cafog]

Hi folks, I'm about to start a new venture if any kind mumnsetters with a better imagination than me can think of a name! It's mostly ear microsuction (I promise I'll get some good pictures for the sporners 😬)

So far I have:
Ear Purity
Ear Clear
Cleear (see what i did there!)
Happy Ears

Any ideas welcome as I'm not convinced about any of them.

Ta in advance

Hear hear

Hear ear

😂

Ooh @Chuckiegg Hear Hear is a good one!

Suck ‘n Go

🤣🤣🤣

Hear to eternity

These suggestions are fun but I think these days you need to think about maximising the chances of Google finding you. I needed exactly this service recently and I googled ear wax removal + nearest town name. Maybe boring but I think you need to call it eg. Sevenoaks ear wax removal.

Given that it is almost medical you don't want a flippant name that would suit a dog groomers.

Pick something that is easy to spell as it will probably also form part of your email address.

This and you could use something like Hear Hear in your tag line

Hear me OUT.

Wax in, WAX OUT.

Ear today, Gone tomorrow

Joe le Waxi

I like Happy Ear!

This is really good advice. Like if someone googles ear clear they’ll get a different site that is not you (I just checked).

You wanna think about what people local to you will google, then call yourself that, then get backlinks to your site on lots of other websites (eg in ads or paid reviews) so google thinks you are popular and puts you high up in their search results.

Wax Attacks

Ear we go

Or

Crystal cleear

This is the right advice though.

Hahahaha! I was going for Gunge Plunge but this is far better!

Also listen to the sensible people and search engines, I’m just here for the puns.

Hear Clear

The Ear wax quacks

Suck it and hear

If you are going for a pun "sound advice hearing clinic"

Some of these are amazing!

In reality, I'd go for town name hearing clinic/studio as this will get the most hits on Google.

I think Happy Ears or Clear Ears Wax Removal would be fine in a search engine. And I have a DS to book in with you if you are anywhere near SW London!

Tagline: On a clear ear you can hear forever...