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What’s the best name on here?

68 replies

Paperdolly · 27/08/2022 21:10

I’ve just seen the name Whatthefuckeryisthis and I thought WONDERFUL!!! Have you seen one better?

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Samcro · 27/08/2022 21:15

Mine
😎

Qik · 27/08/2022 21:27

When the energy prices hot topic came on two months or so ago a rich mum came on moaning about her £9k gas bill. Her name was Gas.

I thought it was flukey to have that name available.

AgentMagenta · 27/08/2022 21:32

I'm completely over spooneristic usernames

I always liked: SconeRhymesWithGone which I pronounced as 'Soooone rhymes with gone'. My favourite is: IncompleteSenten

ChagSameachDoreen · 27/08/2022 23:26

I'm not sure if she's still on here, but I love UterusUterusGhali.

Wolfiefan · 27/08/2022 23:27

unexpectediteminshaggingarea
always makes me laugh at self check out!

wherearebeefandonioncrisps · 27/08/2022 23:29

I've got a soft spot for 'WeBuiltThisCity onSausageRolls.'

Alfixnm · 27/08/2022 23:30

I like DramaAlpaca. Always wish i thought of that one

& loving the suggestion above of UterusUterusGhali!!

BlackeyedSusan · 27/08/2022 23:32

SirChengin
Knitfastdiewarm
Atyourcervix.
HelenaHandcart.
Incompletesenten

JanePrentiss · 27/08/2022 23:32

I loved AtYourCervix, a fantastic name for a brilliant poster who gave sound advice.

containsnuts · 27/08/2022 23:34

Reecewithoutaspoon made me laugh when I saw it.

Scottishflower65 · 27/08/2022 23:35

Anyfucker. Love her ❤️

StrayGoose · 27/08/2022 23:37

@WindyKnickers made me giggle

WeThreeKingsofOrientAre · 27/08/2022 23:43

Another one here for
@reecewithoutaspoon

MrsPinkSky · 27/08/2022 23:59

I think AtYourCervix was a Midwife wasn't she?

Best user name ever!

MrsPinkSky · 27/08/2022 23:59

A lot of names are lost on me though, if they don't have capital letters.

KnickerlessParsons · 28/08/2022 00:04

Samcro · 27/08/2022 21:15

Mine
😎

No, it's mine! 😁

JanesSadLittleLife · 28/08/2022 00:09

JonnyMcgrathSaysFuckOff always made me laugh.

mackthepony · 28/08/2022 00:12

Anyfucker

She hadn't been around in a while

Dowser too

mackthepony · 28/08/2022 00:13

Oh youBadbadkitten

Also, as mentioned above, knitfastdiewarm

newtb · 28/08/2022 00:13

There used to be a poster 'fuckmepinkandcallmerosie'. I miss her poste, a bit like Anyfucker

JanePrentiss · 28/08/2022 00:17

MrsPinkSky · 27/08/2022 23:59

I think AtYourCervix was a Midwife wasn't she?

Best user name ever!

Yes she was which made her username even more ace!

A lovely poster who gave excellent advice, not just pointless gobshite style posts trying to be controversial. I do miss her, she helped at lot of posters.

MrsPinkSky · 28/08/2022 00:20

KnickerlessParsons · 28/08/2022 00:04

No, it's mine! 😁

Love your name 😂

KnickerlessParsons · 28/08/2022 00:22

Why thank you ❤️

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 28/08/2022 06:17

JanePrentiss · 27/08/2022 23:32

I loved AtYourCervix, a fantastic name for a brilliant poster who gave sound advice.

And she's a midwife.

MassiveSalad22 · 28/08/2022 06:21

Bendydickcuminsnatch but I think they must have NCd/left.

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