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What’s the best name on here?

68 replies

Paperdolly · 27/08/2022 21:10

I’ve just seen the name Whatthefuckeryisthis and I thought WONDERFUL!!! Have you seen one better?

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MassiveSalad22 · 28/08/2022 06:24

Also VicarInATutu for some reason, not sure if it’s a play on words but really sticks with me and love the imagery 😄

Paperdolly · 28/08/2022 12:06

Some people are sooooo witty 🤣

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LondonWolf · 28/08/2022 12:08

There used to be "You'veCatToBeKittenMe". I loved that one Grin

ajumpeduppantryboy · 28/08/2022 12:12

MassiveSalad22 · 28/08/2022 06:24

Also VicarInATutu for some reason, not sure if it’s a play on words but really sticks with me and love the imagery 😄

It's a Smiths song title

ParadiseLaundry · 28/08/2022 12:27

Pastabest and SirChenjins are my favourites.

RobertsRadio · 28/08/2022 12:31

I loved the name CatThiefKeith, who sadly died five years ago. Just loved the way it tripped off the tongue, plus she was a very funny poster.

ManAboutTown · 28/08/2022 12:32

I've seen so many that have made me laugh over the years...

Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur
The Pork Sword of Justice
Bingo Wings
Minjita
The Canp Kommandant

offyoufuckcuntychops · 28/08/2022 12:41

BupcakesAndCunting (the name, that is) always amused me.

BeggarsMeddle · 28/08/2022 12:55

Scrumpledtitskin

Quirrelsotherface · 28/08/2022 13:11

Aww I remember CatThiefKeith, miss her posts.

SirChenjin is brilliant..took me a while to get that too, in my baby-fog brain😁

FayKnights · 28/08/2022 13:14

Mardybra has always been my favourite username, I’m not sure if she’s still around though. But if so 👋

Bistrobore · 28/08/2022 13:14

Yunoyourbubshun I thought was excellent.

KatherineJaneway · 28/08/2022 13:17

I liked FattusBummus the best

NannyGythaOgg · 28/08/2022 13:41

mackthepony · 28/08/2022 00:12

Anyfucker

She hadn't been around in a while

Dowser too

I know the user previously known as 'Dowser', she got kicked off the site for having/expressing views that weren't in line with the accepted doctrine.

She genuinely is a dowser and uses her skills.

She is very pleased to have been mentioned on here. It's nice to know that you are not forgotten.

Harrystylestutu · 28/08/2022 13:51

I like @jesusinthecabbagevan and the story behind it.

AmberGer · 28/08/2022 13:55

I haven't seen VicarInaTutu for years. She has either left or nc'd.
I like SpiderinaWingmirror

CoraPirbright · 28/08/2022 14:02

Anyfucker is still about I think! Yes, I remember Jesusinthecabbagevan and Bupcakes and was devastated to learn of Catthiefkeith’s passing - such a wonderfully warm and witty poster.

the user names FantasticButtocks and TitsalinaBumsquash always made me smile!

VivaMazVegas · 28/08/2022 14:06

I’ve always admired Pyongyang Kipperbang

scrumpledtitskin · 28/08/2022 14:12

@BeggarsMeddle thank you! 😘

I feel like I've made it in life🥂🥳😁

Halsall · 28/08/2022 14:14

I’m another who's always cheered to see FantasticButtocks on here 😊

Also rather partial to IrenetheQuaint and TheHodgeoftheHedge - if they’re still around.

RobertsRadio · 28/08/2022 14:21

SirChenjin is brilliant..took me a while to get that too, in my baby-fog brain😁

OMG I've only just got it, doh 🤦‍♀️

RobertsRadio · 28/08/2022 14:22

VivaMazVegas · 28/08/2022 14:06

I’ve always admired Pyongyang Kipperbang

Oh yes, I love this name.

clpsmum · 28/08/2022 14:23

Samcro · 27/08/2022 21:15

Mine
😎

I like yours too 🏍

BadlydoneHelen · 28/08/2022 14:27

There used to be a JonnyMarrHePlaysGuitar which made me smile

Libre2 · 28/08/2022 14:33

There used to be someone called “don’tforgetyourkegels” or some such thing. Which I found very useful. I blame my terribly bad pelvic floor on that fact that she is no longer around.

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