What in the holy fuck are these?!

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Can’t seem to post pictures at the moment so linking website.

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I mean…what? Why? And for £610!!

I suppose it’s a bargain for £1157 but come on!!

Ye Gods and little fishes!! They. Are. Vile.

I'll try to post a photo.

there was a thread about them a while back, worryingly some people said they liked them!!

My ds was born with bilateral talipes and his boots weren't as medical looking!

WTAF? Do they come with a free visit to A and E?

Did those people hit their head?

Thank you for posting the photo. For some reason I keep getting a “mn is having some problems right now. Pop on a cuppa and try again later” message

They certainly needed to go to specsavers!

Omg that website
look at this photograph
nearly 13k and only 1 left

mobile.yoox.com/uk/58041078UP/item#dept=women&sts=SearchResult&cod10=58041078UP&sizeId=1

But but but…what is it?

Someone putting grout on a frame and drawling lines?

some grey sticks?

and why is it worth 13 grand?!

I have them and love them!! Come on, you're jealous, really!

*very much a joke btw, much like them! I mean, seriously? They look like a school project made from the contents of a recycling bin 😆

DSis is a massive fashionista, and I asked her about some doulas Balenciaga(???) shies once. She came back with all sorts of, well this is a homage to xxx designer in yyy season, that colour is reference to zzz. I was 🙄, Seasalt is about as £££ as I get.

The Emperors new clothing is alive and well I see.

If my dd ever came home wearing something like that, I would fall the floor in laughing and then totally take the piss

You need to think outside of the box...........think how great they would look paired with some fishnets!

Ah yes! Perfect. Changed my mind

They are horrendous! And cost more than all my shoes combined (by a long shot!)

Apparently Yoox is where fashion happens bur evidently where taste goes to die!

PSA

Please keep all the little piggies inside the ugly shoes...

Reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where his rich brother lets Homer design the car of his dreams and it's awful 😂

It gets worse.

@DanceWithYourBalloon "I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find your horn when you are mad. And they should all play 'La Cucaracha'."

Looks like someone stepped onto a Styrofoam container....in fishnets.

I don’t know what they are, but the fuckers are following me around the internet now 😳

To be fair, for that price you’re getting about nine shoes all on one foot at the same time.

Bargain.

They look like a broken ankle waiting to happen!

😂