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Oh my god my builder saw my tit

33 replies

DaphneeBridgerton · 08/07/2022 18:34

Basically that.

Went to view my new house today (we are mid build) and the site manager was showing us some bathroom tile options.

DH attempted to remove a very wriggly DD (15months) from my arms and managed to grab the bottom of my top along with her, pulling it right up - I was wearing a crop top with no bra underneath.

Oh the shame. I have to see this man again next week.

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JennyForeigner · 08/07/2022 18:37

I feel for you but it happens! I was breastfeeding two twins when they both pulled away - the one time our new neighbour was outside a window.

Worst. eye. meet. ever.

mbosnz · 08/07/2022 18:40

Our courier saw my tit. I rushed to get the door, I'd been breastfeeding, and forgot, that between detaching, and opening the door, maybe I should pull my top down.

MushMonster · 08/07/2022 18:41

Ok, these things happen.
He has seen one of those before.
Have a little glass of wine or your preferred relaxing drink/ treat and keep going!

ReeseWitherfork · 08/07/2022 18:45

mbosnz · 08/07/2022 18:40

Our courier saw my tit. I rushed to get the door, I'd been breastfeeding, and forgot, that between detaching, and opening the door, maybe I should pull my top down.

Why does this happen so often? So bad at remembering to put my boobs away at home. The poor dog walker got an eyeful a couple of months ago when he came to pick up the dog.

BotterMon · 08/07/2022 18:46

Probably highlight of his week!

MrsHarrison87 · 08/07/2022 18:48

I wouldn't worry about it. I've got a feeling the postman has seen my fanny. I was in the bath when he knocked on the door, I jumped out and was focusing too much on keeping my boobs covered. Came in and I realised my towel was open at the crotch. He's been weird with me ever since. Oh well, there's nothing I can do about it.

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DaphneeBridgerton · 08/07/2022 18:51

MrsHarrison87 · 08/07/2022 18:48

I wouldn't worry about it. I've got a feeling the postman has seen my fanny. I was in the bath when he knocked on the door, I jumped out and was focusing too much on keeping my boobs covered. Came in and I realised my towel was open at the crotch. He's been weird with me ever since. Oh well, there's nothing I can do about it.

This really made me feel better!

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DaphneeBridgerton · 08/07/2022 18:52

BotterMon · 08/07/2022 18:46

Probably highlight of his week!

To be fair I do have great tits (they’re fake so I can’t take the credit)

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plugee · 08/07/2022 18:55

this made me laugh!

plugee · 08/07/2022 18:56

To be fair I do have great tits (they’re fake so I can’t take the credit)

Now the no bra & crop top post baby makes sense!

Mindymomo · 08/07/2022 18:59

I lived in a second floor flat, so didn’t need curtains, the window cleaner saw me naked, but fortunately for me he liked my DH more. My DH is a plumber and has seen it all, he’s had lady customers who deliberately don’t wear underwear with their skimpy nightwear and sit on the edge of their beds, talking to him. As he got older and more confident, he would ask them to please put some clothes on before they arrive each morning.

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DaphneeBridgerton · 08/07/2022 19:06

plugee · 08/07/2022 18:56

To be fair I do have great tits (they’re fake so I can’t take the credit)

Now the no bra & crop top post baby makes sense!

😂

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Laiste · 08/07/2022 19:16

My poor old neighbour saw my tits on the first morning after we'd moved in 🙄

For a long time we lived in a house which just backed onto fields and i was used to mooching about naked in the bedroom 'cos no one for miles. Moved house. First morning - sunny - i was starkers - flung open bedroom curtains in jokey ta-da!! style (why?!) and there was our neighbour, an older gent, in his garden looking straight up at me 😮

helpfulperson · 08/07/2022 19:28

My view on this is that it is the fault of the tit owner and if the man gets a few seconds fun from it then so be it.

Obviously it is different if he takes advantage that's different. But I've had a few 'wow' moments in my life and enjoyed them. Someone I've known for years in a context where they were always in shorts and t-shirt turned up at a meeting in a suit and let's just say it go my motor running.

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DaphneeBridgerton · 08/07/2022 21:20

helpfulperson · 08/07/2022 19:28

My view on this is that it is the fault of the tit owner and if the man gets a few seconds fun from it then so be it.

Obviously it is different if he takes advantage that's different. But I've had a few 'wow' moments in my life and enjoyed them. Someone I've known for years in a context where they were always in shorts and t-shirt turned up at a meeting in a suit and let's just say it go my motor running.

Thank you ‘helpful person’

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DaphneeBridgerton · 08/07/2022 21:21

Mindymomo · 08/07/2022 18:59

I lived in a second floor flat, so didn’t need curtains, the window cleaner saw me naked, but fortunately for me he liked my DH more. My DH is a plumber and has seen it all, he’s had lady customers who deliberately don’t wear underwear with their skimpy nightwear and sit on the edge of their beds, talking to him. As he got older and more confident, he would ask them to please put some clothes on before they arrive each morning.

Oh my god seriously?! That’s crazy

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Hillrunning · 08/07/2022 21:26

Seems really odd to wear a crop top without a bra in this situation but I doubt your builder gave it much thought so don't worry about it.

Windywuss · 08/07/2022 21:34

MrsHarrison87 · 08/07/2022 18:48

I wouldn't worry about it. I've got a feeling the postman has seen my fanny. I was in the bath when he knocked on the door, I jumped out and was focusing too much on keeping my boobs covered. Came in and I realised my towel was open at the crotch. He's been weird with me ever since. Oh well, there's nothing I can do about it.

Many years ago I did the very same with DPD courier. I had a satin nightie that buttoned down the front. I had no clue until I shut the door that my fango had decided to make an appearance when the button had come undone. Jeeeeez. The cringe factor was huge. (as was my bush...I was single and did not think about it ... sorry tmi).

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DaphneeBridgerton · 09/07/2022 15:41

Hillrunning · 08/07/2022 21:26

Seems really odd to wear a crop top without a bra in this situation but I doubt your builder gave it much thought so don't worry about it.

It’s like a racer back fitted crop top. Was wearing it with high waisted cargo trousers and trainers so I wasn’t exactly dressed inappropriately. Plus it’s double layered at the front so you couldn’t tell I wasn’t wearing a bra! As I said above I have implants so you wouldn’t know…

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DillonPanthersTexas · 09/07/2022 15:44

I wouldn't worry about it. I've got a feeling the postman has seen my fanny. I was in the bath when he knocked on the door, I jumped out and was focusing too much on keeping my boobs covered. Came in and I realised my towel was open at the crotch. He's been weird with me ever since. Oh well, there's nothing I can do about it.

I have seen this film I think

PresidentByeThen · 09/07/2022 15:51

I went to my window with my norkage hanging out after hearing a scratchy noise at the front door just after a feed. I was literally nose and nipple 3cm from the glass, and not only that, I was holding a bottle of (not very obviously non alcoholic) lager. It was half ten in the morning, and it was the postman folding up the local free magazine to get it through the letterbox.

Not even an important piece of mail. The shame. The worst cheery wave of my life.

rocksonrocks · 09/07/2022 15:55

Hillrunning · 08/07/2022 21:26

Seems really odd to wear a crop top without a bra in this situation but I doubt your builder gave it much thought so don't worry about it.

Why is it odd not to wear a bra? In any circumstance?

Free the nip!

Featuredcreature · 09/07/2022 16:04

Ah it's only a tit, fairly inoffensive, style it out like Rachel from friends "it's OK I have nice boobs" lol

PenelopeGarseeya · 09/07/2022 16:32

But did he see your actual tit? As in, was it covered by the crop top? I was once at a friends souree and had this annoying halterneck top on that used to undo, no bra. All very drunk and I looked down and the titties were out, fully out- no one told me. My tits are and always have been awful 🙈

Hawkins001 · 09/07/2022 16:42

All the best op