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Oh my god my builder saw my tit

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DaphneeBridgerton · 08/07/2022 18:34

Basically that.

Went to view my new house today (we are mid build) and the site manager was showing us some bathroom tile options.

DH attempted to remove a very wriggly DD (15months) from my arms and managed to grab the bottom of my top along with her, pulling it right up - I was wearing a crop top with no bra underneath.

Oh the shame. I have to see this man again next week.

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OldTinHat · 09/07/2022 16:43

I answered the door last year to a courier delivering unexpectedly early. I was wearing my dressing gown. I didn't know my dressing gown had developed a small hole overnight and my nipple was sticking straight out of it until I resumed my morning ablutions 😆

baroqueandblue · 09/07/2022 17:00

I told my downstairs neighbour my plughole was bunged up, so he kindly knocked at my front door and left his plunger on my welcome mat. It wasn't until I'd rushed to open the door and thank him as he walked away that I realised I had forgotten to put my top set in. He looked startled but thankfully has been the soul of discretion. He even said I could keep his plunger.

Superrrr · 09/07/2022 17:07

Hand hold at this difficult time x

😂

Seriously though I always would use my free hand to hold my top in place when velcro DC was getting picked up off me because that's the sort of thing they do with their surprisingly strong little fists. I remember my DC doing something similar to yours but luckily I was wearing a bra. Just act breezy and like nothing happened.

emmetgirl · 09/07/2022 17:29

I'd have shown him both mine and not batted an eye

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DaphneeBridgerton · 09/07/2022 21:26

PenelopeGarseeya · 09/07/2022 16:32

But did he see your actual tit? As in, was it covered by the crop top? I was once at a friends souree and had this annoying halterneck top on that used to undo, no bra. All very drunk and I looked down and the titties were out, fully out- no one told me. My tits are and always have been awful 🙈

Yeah he saw my actual tit - my husband pulled DD away from me and upwards while also holding onto my top so my whole tit kinda popped out - nipple and everything !

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DaphneeBridgerton · 09/07/2022 21:26

Hawkins001 · 09/07/2022 16:42

All the best op

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TheCrowening · 09/07/2022 21:39

I lived in a second floor flat, so didn’t need curtains, the window cleaner saw me naked

Yes same here. Second floor flat, not overlooked at all. Boiling hot day, I’d just got out of the shower, towelled off then lay on top of the bed naked, reading my book.

Sudden squeegee noise and there he was in the cherry picker trying not to make eye contact.

PenelopeGarseeya · 09/07/2022 22:14

In that case emigration is the only option 🤣🤣🤣 or just pretend you are a naturist and next time you see him greet him with the other tit!!

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