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A Huge Salad

57 replies

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 12:48

Yes.. here it is..

A Huge Salad
OP posts:
Shantotto · 05/06/2022 13:17

I love your cutlery!

maddiemookins16mum · 05/06/2022 13:17

Jeez, no wonder there’s an obesity crisis in this country.

KangarooKenny · 05/06/2022 13:19

Has anyone seen the giant bowls of salad that the Kardashian’s eat ? All those greens would give me wind and diarrhoea !

Davethecat2001 · 05/06/2022 13:19

@Shantotto thank you..FACT CANNON: I have no matching cutlery in my house.

Becstar90 · 05/06/2022 13:22

That's not even a big meal wtf is everyone talking about

SpeedofaSloth · 05/06/2022 13:24

Hopefully there is some really nice bread just out of shot?
Yes, I am quite, er, fluffy at the moment.

Highlyquestionablehoumous · 05/06/2022 13:25

It looks OK but I would ditch the croutons as it just makes it too carby.

Magnolia08 · 05/06/2022 13:28

Becstar90 · 05/06/2022 13:22

That's not even a big meal wtf is everyone talking about

🤣🤣

pumpkinpie01 · 05/06/2022 13:32

That looks like a normal sized salad to me of having it on its own as a meal

Onwards22 · 05/06/2022 13:35

That's not even a big meal wtf is everyone talking about

They’re joking because many MNers are competitive under eaters.

Olives though 🤢🤢

Adventurine · 05/06/2022 13:41

ShockShock

Am I right in thinking that's only for one person to eat?? Or are you doing your meal prep for the week? So confused here, that would do me 7 days worth of lunch!

druto · 05/06/2022 13:41

No wonder there's an obesity crisis!

bellsbuss · 05/06/2022 13:43

There really is no excuse for that level of gluttony, apologies if that's for you and your husband and your 8 children to eat for the next week

Daenerys77 · 05/06/2022 13:54

Nice appetiser, what was your main course?

GreatCuppa · 05/06/2022 14:06

One spoon of that and I’d be full. For a week.

cushioncovers · 05/06/2022 14:07

Looks delicious just need some chips to go with it.

Mount2Climb · 05/06/2022 14:16

I think we need to call SS on op for being a terrible role model for her children. I feel sorry for op's DCs. Your poor DH :(

NotReallySureHow · 05/06/2022 14:33

I cannot imagine being able to finish that feast, or what it'd do to my waistline! Good thing I'm a mere wisp and can survive off fresh air and good vibes!

Sunnytwobridges · 05/06/2022 14:48

emmathedilemma · 05/06/2022 12:56

Seriously? You can still see the plate through the lettuce!

😂 Exactly! My huge salads make this one look like an appetizer 😂

Etinoxaurus · 05/06/2022 14:50

HoldMeCloseImTryingToDanceHere · 05/06/2022 12:57

That would feed my whole family over the school holidays.
I am teeny tiny though.

😂
love the ‘teeny tiny’ I can hear the tinkly laugh.

MsOllie · 05/06/2022 14:51

I had toast AND feta. Shoot me now

A Huge Salad
WooNoodle · 05/06/2022 14:53

Davethecat2001 · 05/06/2022 13:19

@Shantotto thank you..FACT CANNON: I have no matching cutlery in my house.

Name change fail? Perhaps because you've eaten the salad for the street party and don't want anyone to know.

Cuck00soup · 05/06/2022 14:56

OMG there are croutons. They are carbs and must never be seen never mind tasted.

EwwSprouts · 05/06/2022 14:57

Where is your social conscience? Why are you not eating the rainbow? Don't you know it's Pride month?

userxx · 05/06/2022 14:59

MsOllie · 05/06/2022 14:51

I had toast AND feta. Shoot me now

Greedy cow.