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A Huge Salad

57 replies

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 12:48

Yes.. here it is..

A Huge Salad
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StickyFingeredWeeNed · 05/06/2022 12:50

Ugh. How could you? 🤮 I’d feel bloated and lethargic for weeks after such an extravagant indulgence.

don’t you care about your health? 😔

KarryOn · 05/06/2022 12:51

Whip off that halloumi and replace it with feta and I am There 😋

TheDoveFromAboveCooCoo · 05/06/2022 12:52

That's MASSIVE that is!

That would feed me for 3 days. 😂

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 12:53

@KarryOn there is feta on there too.. this will do me for the next month

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Mumdiva99 · 05/06/2022 12:55

That's a main course for 4 people isn't it? Otherwise just gluttony.

(I've just eaten twice that halloumi in a wrap with salad....delicious).

Dalekjastninerels · 05/06/2022 12:56

Greedy guts at least it has greens; just kidding 😁

emmathedilemma · 05/06/2022 12:56

Seriously? You can still see the plate through the lettuce!

Bobbins36 · 05/06/2022 12:57

Proper 👍

HoldMeCloseImTryingToDanceHere · 05/06/2022 12:57

That would feed my whole family over the school holidays.
I am teeny tiny though.

Mrsjayy · 05/06/2022 12:57

Is that your lunches for the week that's an awful lot of food !

HoldMeCloseImTryingToDanceHere · 05/06/2022 12:58

It looks lovely btw!
And I am a chubster really Grin

Dalekjastninerels · 05/06/2022 12:58

We have lost sight of what a healthy diet is- this would feed a family of 20 in the 1940's 😀🙃

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 12:58

There are croutons on there too.. 🙈

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nocoolnamesleft · 05/06/2022 12:59

I presume that's for the whole street?

MaChienEstUnDick · 05/06/2022 13:00

Croutons are white carbs so essentially you've sprinkled a big bag of sugar over your family's lunch...

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 13:00

Buuuuuuuuuurp

A Huge Salad
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moiraandthebebe · 05/06/2022 13:00

That's a great salad for the whole street during this lovely jubilee celebration. I hope the neighbours love it.

Artwodeetoo · 05/06/2022 13:01

I love salads but phewwww my stomach unfortunately doesn't.

BigSandyBalls2015 · 05/06/2022 13:01

🐷🐷

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 13:03

I shall be only eating the tears of angels for the rest of the week 😇

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Greensleeves · 05/06/2022 13:04

Those olives..and the halloumi....all that salt Shock

You'll be dead by morning. And don't think we didn't notice the dressing, you fat greedy oil-guzzling bastard. You are why we can't have nice things.

Davethecat2001 · 05/06/2022 13:11

OH has taken the kids out swimming so I just had to take the opportunity to indulge in my filthy salt, fat and sugar fest.

It'll be fresh air sandwiches and bone soup for them when they get back.

I don't want to set a bad example.

LeeMucklowesCurtains · 05/06/2022 13:13

Pah, I could eat three times that and often do.

Lightweight.

DuckBilledPlattyJoobs · 05/06/2022 13:14

That would feed my family for a fortnight, breakfast, lunch and dinner and I’d still have plenty left over to make soup.

coffeecupsandfairylights · 05/06/2022 13:15

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 13:03

I shall be only eating the tears of angels for the rest of the week 😇

Multiple tears?

Glutton.