Meet the Other Phone. Flexible and made to last.

Meet the Other Phone.
Flexible and made to last.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

A Huge Salad

57 replies

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 12:48

Yes.. here it is..

A Huge Salad
OP posts:
StickyFingeredWeeNed · 05/06/2022 12:50

Ugh. How could you? 🤮 I’d feel bloated and lethargic for weeks after such an extravagant indulgence.

don’t you care about your health? 😔

KarryOn · 05/06/2022 12:51

Whip off that halloumi and replace it with feta and I am There 😋

TheDoveFromAboveCooCoo · 05/06/2022 12:52

That's MASSIVE that is!

That would feed me for 3 days. 😂

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 12:53

@KarryOn there is feta on there too.. this will do me for the next month

OP posts:
Mumdiva99 · 05/06/2022 12:55

That's a main course for 4 people isn't it? Otherwise just gluttony.

(I've just eaten twice that halloumi in a wrap with salad....delicious).

Dalekjastninerels · 05/06/2022 12:56

Greedy guts at least it has greens; just kidding 😁

emmathedilemma · 05/06/2022 12:56

Seriously? You can still see the plate through the lettuce!

Bobbins36 · 05/06/2022 12:57

Proper 👍

HoldMeCloseImTryingToDanceHere · 05/06/2022 12:57

That would feed my whole family over the school holidays.
I am teeny tiny though.

Mrsjayy · 05/06/2022 12:57

Is that your lunches for the week that's an awful lot of food !

HoldMeCloseImTryingToDanceHere · 05/06/2022 12:58

It looks lovely btw!
And I am a chubster really Grin

Dalekjastninerels · 05/06/2022 12:58

We have lost sight of what a healthy diet is- this would feed a family of 20 in the 1940's 😀🙃

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 12:58

There are croutons on there too.. 🙈

OP posts:
nocoolnamesleft · 05/06/2022 12:59

I presume that's for the whole street?

MaChienEstUnDick · 05/06/2022 13:00

Croutons are white carbs so essentially you've sprinkled a big bag of sugar over your family's lunch...

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 13:00

Buuuuuuuuuurp

A Huge Salad
OP posts:
moiraandthebebe · 05/06/2022 13:00

That's a great salad for the whole street during this lovely jubilee celebration. I hope the neighbours love it.

Artwodeetoo · 05/06/2022 13:01

I love salads but phewwww my stomach unfortunately doesn't.

BigSandyBalls2015 · 05/06/2022 13:01

🐷🐷

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 13:03

I shall be only eating the tears of angels for the rest of the week 😇

OP posts:
Greensleeves · 05/06/2022 13:04

Those olives..and the halloumi....all that salt Shock

You'll be dead by morning. And don't think we didn't notice the dressing, you fat greedy oil-guzzling bastard. You are why we can't have nice things.

Davethecat2001 · 05/06/2022 13:11

OH has taken the kids out swimming so I just had to take the opportunity to indulge in my filthy salt, fat and sugar fest.

It'll be fresh air sandwiches and bone soup for them when they get back.

I don't want to set a bad example.

LeeMucklowesCurtains · 05/06/2022 13:13

Pah, I could eat three times that and often do.

Lightweight.

DuckBilledPlattyJoobs · 05/06/2022 13:14

That would feed my family for a fortnight, breakfast, lunch and dinner and I’d still have plenty left over to make soup.

coffeecupsandfairylights · 05/06/2022 13:15

Davethecat2000 · 05/06/2022 13:03

I shall be only eating the tears of angels for the rest of the week 😇

Multiple tears?

Glutton.

Swipe left for the next trending thread