So what do MNers think is Boris Johnson's favourite bedtime book/story?

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Seeing as he mentioned Dr Seuss I'm going with The Twat In The Hat which is quite obvious and a bit shit but I'm sure MNers will come up with good ones..

The Tosser Who Came to Tea.

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Dick Man

He did hesitate a bit too long but maybe he remembered that Dr Seuss had recently been 'cancelled' by certain quarters.

The Secret Garden party

Guess how much I lie to you?

(All the way to the moon and back, obviously!)

'Yertle the turtle' was one of my favourites and it has a political misuse of power theme.

Love this!

Or maybe he has never done the Bath Bed Story for any of his multiple children? I feel that is more likely.

The very hungry twatterpillar

The elephant and the bad BoJo

The Velveteen Smirker
Where the Wild Parties Are
The Liar, Priti and the Wallpaper
With Lynley Dodd
Hairy McLiar Has Pants on Fire
Sleazy Maleasy (to get him in bed)
with Julia Donaldson
The BlusterO
MonkeyPox Puzzle
Nothing Sticks to Him Man
with Francesca Simon
Don't Bluster Boris!
Blustering Boris and the Babysitter (sorry, this one might be Xrated)

The Three Beers

The Buffoonalo

We're Going on a Beer Hunt

Boris in Blunderland

The Man Who Would be King

Eats, shoots and leaves.

Why would you want to taint lovely stories? I really don't understand British humour sometimes.
I know I'm buzz kill and boring.

Carrie's Boor

That was a man who has never, ever read a story to his children speaking.

He enjoys the Flashman Papers according to Penguin books.
'In Flashman’s world, incompetence and arrogance always wins out. Sound familiar?'
www.penguin.co.uk/articles/2019/jul/what-does-boris-johnson-taste-in-literature-tell-us-about-new-prime-minister.html

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