So what do MNers think is Boris Johnson's favourite bedtime book/story?

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Seeing as he mentioned Dr Seuss I'm going with The Twat In The Hat which is quite obvious and a bit shit but I'm sure MNers will come up with good ones..

And from 2009: Boris Johnson, Mayor of London

"My favourite book is The Iliad (by Homer) because it tells you all you need to know about life, death and the necessity of failure.'

The Iliad, the story of the Trojan War, offers several moral lessons to its readers, including the importance of leaders treating their soldiers with respect, the importance of accepting apologies, and the need for respecting family bonds.

Maybe he should re-read it...

😂

Well that's a mental image I could have done without!!!

My favourite book is The Iliad (by Homer)

I think when choosing a role model, he's mistaken Homer for Homer Simpson.

He's had Usborne create a special edition called That's not my Responsibility...

Absolutely. Barely realises children can be read to, still less by their daddies.

The liar, the witch and the wallpaper.

@crosshatching thats brilliant 😂

The grapes of wrath, makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside
5 mps and it
Hairy McBoris from Eton Forest. Featuring Priti Patel minority racist as well, Jacob Rees Mog flushed down the bog and Jeremy Hunt what a prize cunt.

That’s amazing. ‘That’s not my responsibility, it’s far too awkward…’

There must be a Peppa Pig story, given how much he loves Peppa Pig World.