Things you do that other people thing are abominations

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Eating pesto out the jar. Delicious.

Mini cheddars dipped in coffee. So good but I get horrified faces when I do it in the office

<not a food one, sorry>

I have a loo brush next to every toilet in the flat.

And I drive a diesel SUV.

How the feck did you discover this 🤣

Fried mash potato (so it has a nice fried bit) and gravy. Esp when a bit poorly or feeling sad.

Feeling much better now, there are some right fellow wrong'uns on Mumsnet 😂

Boil in the bag kippers for lunch. Fucking yum

Vegemite and honey on toast. Don't dis it till you've tried it.

Eating cereal dry. I would hate soggy cornflakes!

Tinned mackerel on toast!

Supernoodles topped with cheap peanuts, lemon juice and hot sauce = pad Thai.

Currently sitting with my feet up on the sofa with my shoes on for a rebellious treat.

I'm a Christian who adds bits I like from other religions into my belief system.

Mind you, nowadays it sometimes feels like being a Christian is an abomination in and of itself. 🤷🏽‍♀️

🙄

Eating pickled garlic straight from the jar. DH visibly cringes at this but tbh I'm not sure what else you're meant to do with it!

You are supposed to put the whole thing in your mouth in one go

I do this. Also add a bit of pesto sometimes. No salad cream though.

I buy chicken thighs from KFC, pull all the meat off the bone and stick it all in a heavily buttered crusty roll with ketchup or mayo (mood dependent!)

marmite and lemon curd sandwiches.
Dipping fries into milkshake

How did you discover this? Were you pregnant?
I can see the appeal. I used to like marmite and cucumber

As an aside @TheYearOfSmallThings I am intrigued by your username too

Dry cereal, adding milk is a complete abomination.

Eating peas straight from the freezer.

How did you discover this? Were you pregnant?

No! I have been eating peanut butter with everything since I was a child, and I brought peanut butter cucumber sandwiches to school with me for years. Peanut butter tomato sandwiches are even better but you need to make them and eat them immediately, so no good in a packed lunch.

Maryland chocolate chip cookies stuck together with peanut butter make an excellent accompaniment.

We've always shared food from plates especially when my DS was young. And swapped food around from plates. Even when eating out.

The DCats sit and sleep on the sofa and our beds because they are family.

Chip butties, oh my god!

Stem ginger straight out of the jar. And using the syrup it lives in in everything.

Still love tuna and sweetcorn pasta ala student days

Marmite and jam on toast
Chicken super noodles with peas and masses of cheese
Sausages with marmalade
Very, very buttery mashed potatoes with sweetcorn mixed in and loads of ketchup

This is about to be my lunch - thank you!

@TheYearOfSmallThings

I love peanut butter and cucumber sandwiches too.

@MarpleFan, try it with honey, it's lovely.

That surely is the oddest thing ever.