Things you do that other people thing are abominations

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Eating pesto out the jar. Delicious.

Sardines mashed up with mayo on toast

I rarely use my knife to cut up my food - use the side of the fork and then scoop food with the same fork using my right hand only. I also eat things like pakoras, chips and pizzas with my hands. I think most mumsnetters would be spinning in a frenzy if they saw me eat!

Put my career first over my OH's.

roast potatoes with stewed apple, oooooh.

I eat pizza with a knife and fork. I also eat those cheap crappy Supernoodles, uncooked straight out of the packet. DH has to leave the room when I do that, but he covers fish with brown HP sauce so he's just as fucked up as I am

Love how so many of these are about food

Don't scrub my feet daily (see recent MN thread)

I also used to work late to deliberately avoid getting ready for bed/bath time (DH was SAHD) which is derided on here when men do it sorry not sorry

Not me, DS.. crepes spread with Nutella wrapped around a sausage and drizzled with maple syrup.

As an aside @TheYearOfSmallThings I am intrigued by your username too

I was reading The Day of Small Things by O Douglas during the pandemic, and I thought "Day? Pah. This is the YEAR of small things." Sorry, I wish that was more intriguing

I cannot even work out which of these things I am more horrified by.
You people are ANIMALS! I feel nauseous.

Dipping buttery toast into weetabix or porridge

Wear shoes in the house.

Have toilet brushes.

Use a washing up bowl.

Only wear pyjamas for sleeping in even if not going out of the house.

Sure I can think of more if I really try but will probably have my MN login rescinded 😁

I do this all the time! In restaurants too! Your FIL would hate me

Dog is allowed on the bed and furniture
Having lie-ins beyond 12pm
Farting in front of my bf
never having felt the female pressure to be a people pleaser and put everyone else before myself

Have to say, the soggy milk marmite sandwich is worse than anything I do, including tweezing my ingrown leg hairs

We have an enemy infiltrater

Mashed potato mixed with marmite. Spread on toast, top with grated cheese and melt the cheese under the grill. Good hangover food.

This isn't a stealth boast I promise, but spending lots of money on handbags/shoes/clothes etc.

My last handbag cost £2k and I had to tell my dm it cost £200 - she was even shocked at that! Due to my very modest (poor) upbringing I find myself often having to lie omit certain details of my life in front of friends and family who would think it's disgusting that I spend so much on material things. I can afford it but I know some people don't understand.

I am also a 40yo woman who still loves getting dressed up and going out with friends and getting tipsy/dancing. I understand from another thread this is considered an abomination by some and something we should stop doing upon marriage or once past the age of 23 or so..

I strip the meat out of raw sausages and eat it. And raw mince.

I put tomato sauce on my corned beef hash last night and my boyfriend had a breakdown 😂

Boil spaghetti and mix in a can of condensed chicken soup and add herbs.
DH looked horrified when I presented him with his "dinner" when we first started dating.

It's my "can't be fucked" food.

Most of these seem pretty normal to me!
I was introduced to a scrummy sandwich combo by an old colleague: on squidgy white bread put apricot jam, crispy bacon and Brie, microwave til Brie starts melt - yum!
Having pets in beds, feeding your kid off your plate, nothing wrong with these things!
I did have a friend who would squirt maple flavoured syrup (so not the real stuff) straight into her mouth. Gross.

Change my sheets once a month or so.

Cornflakes and orange juice, I hate milk.

HP sauce crappy white bread sandwiches

Super noodle sandwiches, also have to be crappy plastic bread

I eat the shell and tail aswel as the prawn.

Sliced jarred pickles on a fish finger sandwich.