If it's true Putin has terminal bowel cancer does this make the situation more or less dangerous to Ukraine

[Bjarnum]

I have read this on several sites but am not sure if it is just a baseless rumour.

If I had to choose between having either Johnson or Putin looming over me, I'd choose Putin. That said if I had to choose between Johnson, Putin or death, I'd happily pick death.

Imagine Putin pumping away at you. I would press the red button myself first - after I had shoved the atomic bomb up my own arse.

@IReallyLikeCrows

If I had to choose between having either Johnson or Putin looming over me, I'd choose Putin. That said if I had to choose between Johnson, Putin or death, I'd happily pick death.

Really? I think I'd go for Johnson. His witty banter before and after, and maybe during, would make It bearable.

Johnson is just a big sweaty Mr Blobby type thing though. It'd be like a golden shower, but sweat instead of pee.