Drunk Amazon ordering

[StuntNun]

Apparently I was a little drunk at the weekend and ordered some stuff on Amazon. I keep getting messages saying my parcel is x stops away and having no clue what it might be. Who would like to guess what random items I have ordered?

Can you not check your Amazon account??

I ordered £40 of baklava last weekend when I was pissed.

Mine was rainbow thread

Were you hungry? I tend to order food too

Check your purchases?

I order crap when sober haha

I know what I've ordered (now.) I thought it might be a bit of fun for people to guess. The first thing to arrive - yesterday - was a brush for removing cat hair from carpet.

A further two, non-cat-related, purchases have arrived today.

I ordered a bottle cutter whilst under the influence at the weekend. I get loads of empty wine bottles, what I can do with lots of bottles cut into pieces I do not know.

@Nadjathedoll

I ordered £40 of baklava last weekend when I was pissed.

Was it worth it? I've never tried baklava.

@Theunamedcat

Mine was rainbow thread

Were you hungry? I tend to order food too

Ooh what do you use rainbow thread for?

Glow sticks and fidget spinners?

Poncy gin/rum in different flavours?

Posh baking stuff?

@NannyGythaOgg

I ordered a bottle cutter whilst under the influence at the weekend. I get loads of empty wine bottles, what I can do with lots of bottles cut into pieces I do not know.

That does seem strange. Are you a very art-and-crafty sort? My sister-in-law has made some amazing things from wine corks.

Astonish cup cleaner to remove tea stains?

A pack of e cloths?

I ordered silicon egg rings to get perfectly round fried eggs for on muffins! I eat eggs ones in a blue moon and NEVER have muffins

@Batshittery

Astonish cup cleaner to remove tea stains?

Great stuff 👍

I don't drink but I still do this a bit. The ones I know I almost bought recently but only just stopped myself (half a bottle of vino they would be in my home now!) were

A set of steak knives.
Soap making supplies.
Diamanté stickers.
A mini waffle maker.
An electric airer.
A microdermabrasion machine.
A heated throw.
Magnetic false eyelashes.

A friend ordered a giant inflatable mushroom once. Sadly I think he returned it...

His and hers onesies?

Not drunk ordering but when we got our Alexa my 2 kids ordered a MAGA baseball hat. They thought it was hilarious until they were told they were paying for it

Vibrator 🤣

A 6ft T. rex for the garden (so nearly did this once but luckily or maybe unluckily they are really expensive)

@Batshittery

Astonish cup cleaner to remove tea stains?

So close! One of the things that arrived today was sticky stuff remover. Now I just need to find some sticky stuff that needs removing!

@Macademiamum

I don't drink but I still do this a bit. The ones I know I almost bought recently but only just stopped myself (half a bottle of vino they would be in my home now!) were

A set of steak knives.
Soap making supplies.
Diamanté stickers.
A mini waffle maker.
An electric airer.
A microdermabrasion machine.
A heated throw.
Magnetic false eyelashes.

That is impressive! I feel positively mundane in comparison.

@Loyaultemelie

A 6ft T. rex for the garden (so nearly did this once but luckily or maybe unluckily they are really expensive)

What exactly do you do with a garden T. rex? Enquiring minds need to know.

I think the best I've heard was a friends husband ordering what he thought at the time was a mini bouncy castle for the kids.

Totally forgot about it, a few days later an almost full size bouncy castle turned up Good thing they have a big garden.