Drunk Amazon ordering

[StuntNun]

Apparently I was a little drunk at the weekend and ordered some stuff on Amazon. I keep getting messages saying my parcel is x stops away and having no clue what it might be. Who would like to guess what random items I have ordered?

Apparently yes you can. Dh was disappointed in himself for a) buying a children’s colouring book whilst sleep shopping and b) buying a partial coloured in colouring book too.

I think the book was 99p and the postage on top made it all come to about £5

It wasn’t the first time he had sleep shopped but this was the worst

@TheNestedIf

Not Amazon, but ebay. I now own a cup, saucer and side-plate in the "Royal Doulton With The Blue Periwinkles" style.

Are you Hyacinth Bucket?

I've done literally nothing with my rainbow thread sadly maybe I will find something to do with it soon

@StuntNun

DH says he is hoping for a Russian mail-order bride. Not sure you can get those from Amazon tbh.

Could you order him a set of Matryoshka?

I drunk ordered a camping stove once. I've never been camping in my life but had a drunk urge to go!