Type in your accent

[meow1989]

Inspired by another thread, just for fun/curiosity.

For example if I were to type the phrase "I'm asking mumsnetters how they sound when they speak" like I say it, it would be

"Eye-hm arsking muhms-net-ters how thay sownd when thay spee-k"

Bonus points for geographical guess though I did say in the other thread!

Arv askin 'ow mumsnetters sahnd wen they spick me duck. Then arv gooin up the Asda to gerra pack a batches for me tea lark.

of Warren - Newcastle(ish)
Council - Ireland?
Meridas -Glasgow?
This is fun

@Kleptronic

Am askin mumnettrs ow thee sownd wen thee speakh

You near 'ull? Sahnds lark a Beverley belle

Third - Manchester?

Am askin mumsnetterrs hiw thuy taulk

@Indiana2021

of Warren - Newcastle(ish) Council - Ireland? Meridas -Glasgow? This is fun

Yes, well done 👏

Am askin mumsnettrs how the speek wen the tork

I'm askin mumsne'ers how they speak when they tork.

Am askin mumsnettez ow thee speekh an a rekkon a few o youse torkh like me an all!

Me ma: "An here bes me wha?"
Me: "Awk yer havin me on, hie da fuck'd e do at?

*Actually it would be more like "ma maa" than me ma

Yeah nah, I dunno if eye-ll be able te do that.

@ThirdElephant

'I'm asking (short a, like apple), Mumsnettuhs how they speak.'

If I'm not being careful, I might drop the h from how.

West Country?

I won’t both doing mine. It’s boringly the same as OP’s.

@Wilburisagirl

Yeah nah, I dunno if eye-ll be able te do that.

Norfolk?

fush n chops

Arm arskin' mums ne ers ow they speak.
Original London east end,

@CouncilHousedAndViolentBaby

Nope, not Manchester. A trick one. Vancouver, Canada. A very generic Canadian accent.

Uhm arrskun' mumsne' uz 'ow thay sowwnd wenn thay speke.

Oim arskin' mumsne'ers ow thay sound when thay speek.

@Bellabluea

Am askin mumsnettrs how the speek wen the tork

You're not Saaaaf Laaadon like me are you?

Except you're using an r like a wanger (wanker). And 'h's.

So I think I'd be "Am askin mumsnetahs 'ow the speek wen the tohk"

I have a strange North/ South hybrid accent which slips into more broad NW or Southern RP depending who I'm talking to. I will say both gl-ass and gl-arse.

Aaah y'awright? Same as Paul O'Grady.

"Oize arskin' mumsnetturrrrs ow thay speak when tawk"
(You really need to roll the "r" in mumsnetter")

Estuary Essex accent here.....

Dwi’n gofyn i mymsnetyrs sgwenu sud ma nw’n sharad.