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Original poster

DH is walking around with what appears to be a large sex toy and it's getting on my wick.

46 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 04/02/2022 21:09

He's got a bad bad trapped nerve in his shoulder and I feel desperately sorry for him, but people are definitely side eyeing him.

We've had lunch out, been to an art exhibition and the cimena, he's wandered around with it cradled in front of him like a new born Hmm.

He has some dignity, he isn't actually doing the pummelling in the line of vision of the actual public, but for the love of all that is oscillatory and Holy, he's got to get better soon to save the shame.

It did come with a bag, which may have made the day more serene. But I decluttered that Blush

OP posts:
Desmondo2021 · 04/02/2022 21:11

I'm confused. What is he cradling in front of him?

FrankGrillosFloof · 04/02/2022 21:12

Say again?

LubaLuca · 04/02/2022 21:12

It's it a massager thing, or his arm in a sling?

Original poster
ChaosTrulyReigns · 04/02/2022 21:40

It's a vicious massager thingumy.

And it's bigger than a stoat I guess.

OP posts:
Livedandlearned · 04/02/2022 21:45

Is it a massage gun?

HaggisBurger · 04/02/2022 21:46

Lots of people use those … but very much like sex toys, NOT when out and about. That is weird AF.

RaininSummer · 04/02/2022 22:18

Bigger than stoat you say? Goodness.

BrutusMcDogface · 04/02/2022 22:19

Bigger than a stoat??!! 🤣

Jinglebellsoncake · 04/02/2022 22:19

Do you have a photo? I don't really understand at all

Lifeslooser · 04/02/2022 22:20

Hahahahahahaha!!

(He probably shouldn’t do that in public)

Im2022 · 04/02/2022 22:20

I need a picture of the device. I have no idea what the hell you’re on about.

SantaHat · 04/02/2022 22:21

He wanders around cradling a massage gun in public? At an art exhibit and the cinema? Yeah. That’s weird.

Lifeslooser · 04/02/2022 22:22

Photo or it didn’t happen!

Go on Op, make my night! 😂

MushMonster · 04/02/2022 22:22

I bought one for my husband for our anniversary because he asks me for a massage each night. Nothing sexual though, it is lovely and easy to use. I do quite like it too, especially after going to the gym. But we never carry it around....

SeasonFinale · 04/02/2022 22:25

Bigger than a stoat? Is it smaller than a beaver though?

PenguindreamsofDraco · 04/02/2022 22:25

How many weasels do you get to a stoat these days? It's hard to keep track.

BrutusMcDogface · 04/02/2022 22:43

@SeasonFinale

Bigger than a stoat? Is it smaller than a beaver though?
< snigger >
PiffleWiffleWoozle · 04/02/2022 22:46

Link or picture of larger than stoat item please

TracyMosby · 04/02/2022 22:50

Bigger than a stoat Grin

bigdecisionstomake · 04/02/2022 22:50

Is it me or is mumsnet a bit odd tonight?

Margotshypotheticaldog · 04/02/2022 22:51

How does it meaure up relative to a fully mature male badger?

DarlingDarwin · 04/02/2022 22:53

A stoat Grin

Twolostsoulsswimminginafishbow · 04/02/2022 22:55

Mink would be posher, stoat indeed.

MollyPea · 04/02/2022 22:56

Beautiful & erotic

StCharlotte · 04/02/2022 22:57

A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoatally different.