Hallowe'en Name Change Thread 3 - THE unofficial, THE just for fun - creep on over and join us.

[TheWOooWOooWOoonlyMrsM]

Returning for the third year and back by popular demand - well, doyen of the WAG-world @AnneKipankitoo has been pestering me to start one.

Change your name to something Hallowe'eny and post, telling us what your previous name was if you like and especially if you've chosen a pun on your old name. Leave it at that if you prefer, or post whatever you like in the spirit of Hallowe'en fun and shenanigans.

No voting, no prizes, all welcome in all your gory glory.

It's time to swap our pearls for skulls and clutch them instead. Come and join us...if you dare.

And I invoke the spirit of MNHWOOoooo: RELEASE THOSE HALLOWE'EN EMOJIS!!!

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[quote TrickorSweets21]@TheWOooWOooWOoonlyMrsM
What on earth are horses' doofers?[/quote]
@TheWOooWOooWOoonlyMrsM

Hors d'oeuvres

We called them horses doofers back the day as we weren't posh enough. Horses doofers in our house were specifically vol au vents (we never had an alternative name for those strangely?) with prawns mixed with ketchup and mayo. Tasty, but couldn't eat the sodding things without having sauce running down your hands or the whole thing collapsing in a soggy pastry mess. Hardly the height of sophistication

Sorry that was for @TrickorSweets21

Was chosenone... now its got sinister

Good moaning!
It’s WOOdnesday!

Thank you woo, it's my own spooktacular creation 🕸

Yay!

Good - or should that be Bad? - AfterwoooOOOOoooooon everyone.

Who is a clever @iklboogiemaninthecloset then?

My mum makes great volly vonts. Cheese & leek, cheese & broccoli, mushroom & bacon and prawn Marie rose. Even DS(15) loves them.

Seriously thinking of having a 70s themed Xmas Eve this year - vollys, cheese & pickles onna stick, Black Forest gateau, Blue Nun wine, Demis Rousos on Alexa. Bright blue eyeshadow up to my eyebrows.

Welcome, welcome @Chosenonetosurvivethenight

Thankee @MydogWilloTheWispEvilEdna for providing the necessary horses doofers translation for our American Hallowe'eny @TrickorSweets21

Seriously thinking of having a 70s themed Xmas Eve this year - vollys, cheese & pickles onna stick, Black Forest gateau, Blue Nun wine, Demis Rousos on Alexa. Bright blue eyeshadow up to my eyebrows.

Now that's an idea I might just steal borrow! Don't forget quiche Lorraine and a salmon with cucumber 'scales'. My auntie did one of those every Christmas.

Welcome, welcome @KurtWildeWitchOfTheWoods

What's a ghosts favourite food?

spookghetti

My youngest has told everyone this joke about 10,000 times this week so I'm sharing it with the spooks on here 🎃👻

Now I have to stop you there, @iklboogiemaninthecloset and @KurtWildeWitchOfTheWoods because meaning the c word isn't allowed but don't forget the cubes of cheddar cheese on cocktails sticks with pineapple chunks or little cocktail onions, all stuck into half a grapefruit or orange covered in silver foil like a space age hedgehog

Have a great Halloween one and all,
Because soon is the time for a ghoulish ball!
Come dressed In your best, or just in your bones,
Howling at the moon as you visit each home,
Trick or treating and giving each other a scare,
Collecting your creepy comrades on the way there.
Until at last you arrive at the Halloween ball
And the vampire host welcomes you all.
And you dance through the night, on this one night a year.
When you can show your spooky selves without any fear.

Happy Halloween!

Not managed to change your name yet, @ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba ?! What bad luck...

Welcome, welcome @ArchwizardTVampirebat - what nice teeth you've got.

@TheWOooWOooWOoonlyMrsM

Welcome, welcome *@ArchwizardTVampirebat* - what nice teeth you've got.

All the better to fang you with, my dear ...

Why fang you, so unkind @ArchwizardTVampirebat puts on very, very, very thick woolly scarf and wraps it round neck ten times

Thankee @AnneKipankiWOO for unkindly providing the Evil Edna translation video for our American Werewolf on Mumsnet @TrickorSweets21

Welcome, welcome @TheLastSpookyBakedBeanSaysBoo and thankee unkindly!

Why haven't MNHWoo done an official Hallowe'en Name Change Thread this year?

Because they are on skeleton staffing!

That one's for you and your DC, @KurtWildeWitchOfTheWoods

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