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Christmas Facebook tat

156 replies

Cheguevarahamster · 10/10/2021 06:06

Do we have a thread for this yet? If not I bring you this beauty. A rather unfortunate arrangement.

Yes please I really do think a glittery penis will look fabulous on my trees.

Christmas Facebook tat
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FlipFlopFlossy · 12/10/2021 00:18

does anyone have a link to the halloween tat thread?

CuteGirlsWatchMeEatEther · 12/10/2021 00:19

@Gingerkittykat

Here is the infamous 12 days of Christmas centrepiece for those who have not seen it before. I actually feel a bit sorry for the seller, they obviously went to a lot of effort to make this monstrosity and it is just pure tat.

If you read the listing I also feel sorry for the guests who attended his 12 days of Christmas themed meal!

Shock

£700!

CuteGirlsWatchMeEatEther · 12/10/2021 00:20

And yikes reading that description gave me a headache.

zebrarobot · 12/10/2021 00:30

Some of these posts are hideous and hilarious

Heres the best i could find

Christmas Facebook tat
JesusIsAnyNameFree · 12/10/2021 00:31

@Mynameismargot

This isn't Christmas tat but I came across this beautiful handmade ring dish today.
WTF!
JayDot500 · 12/10/2021 00:33

The ring dish! I am crying 😂

zebrarobot · 12/10/2021 00:38

Crying at the ring dish. amazing

Imarriedaviking · 12/10/2021 01:11

Not exactly Christmas but WTAF ?

I have decided to recycle old fur coats and make stunning support / comfort toys for children ! This is the first and may not be to you taste but putting it out as a tester ! Would also welcome old dentures if you have any spare ! Thanks for looking x 😘

Not me by the way !

Christmas Facebook tat
MyMushroomsInATimeSlip · 12/10/2021 02:45

@Imarriedaviking

Not exactly Christmas but WTAF ?

I have decided to recycle old fur coats and make stunning support / comfort toys for children ! This is the first and may not be to you taste but putting it out as a tester ! Would also welcome old dentures if you have any spare ! Thanks for looking x 😘

Not me by the way !

Oh my word! The stuff of nightmares!!! ShockShockShock
ok1more · 12/10/2021 03:57

@TricksyLiesmith

Nope not sure what this is either Confused
It's a tumble dryer ball 😂
HopingForOurRainbowBaby · 12/10/2021 04:24

@Imarriedaviking

Not exactly Christmas but WTAF ?

I have decided to recycle old fur coats and make stunning support / comfort toys for children ! This is the first and may not be to you taste but putting it out as a tester ! Would also welcome old dentures if you have any spare ! Thanks for looking x 😘

Not me by the way !

Pigging Nora. That's hideous!
RJnomore1 · 12/10/2021 05:03

@Imarriedaviking

Not exactly Christmas but WTAF ?

I have decided to recycle old fur coats and make stunning support / comfort toys for children ! This is the first and may not be to you taste but putting it out as a tester ! Would also welcome old dentures if you have any spare ! Thanks for looking x 😘

Not me by the way !

That’s got to be a piss rip surely?
Mammyloveswine · 12/10/2021 05:10

@Gingerkittykat

Here is the infamous 12 days of Christmas centrepiece for those who have not seen it before. I actually feel a bit sorry for the seller, they obviously went to a lot of effort to make this monstrosity and it is just pure tat.

If you read the listing I also feel sorry for the guests who attended his 12 days of Christmas themed meal!

Omg I can't sleep and am crying laughing at this!!!

Favourite part of the menu is the glass of milk and the toasted frogs with gentleman's relish Grin

Mammyloveswine · 12/10/2021 05:14

Just had a little search and found this traditional Christmas mannequin...

Christmas Facebook tat
Christmas Facebook tat
Christmas Facebook tat
Mammyloveswine · 12/10/2021 05:15

It is a bargain at £60

RomainingCalm · 12/10/2021 07:41

This was the line in the 12 Days centrepiece description that finished me off @Mummyloveswine.

GEESE A LAYING WAS REPRESENTED BY MY SPECIALITY SWEET EGGS, SORRY SECRET RECIPE, BUT SURE YOU CAN IMPROVISE

RomainingCalm · 12/10/2021 07:42

Sorry, should have been @Mammyloveswine. 😊

aprilshowers2015 · 12/10/2021 08:54

@RomainingCalm

This was the line in the 12 Days centrepiece description that finished me off *@Mummyloveswine*.

GEESE A LAYING WAS REPRESENTED BY MY SPECIALITY SWEET EGGS, SORRY SECRET RECIPE, BUT SURE YOU CAN IMPROVISE

This floored me as well
Ifancyakitkat · 12/10/2021 09:10

Not Christmas, but if you know anyone who sells Younique or Herbalife, im sure this is a fab gift for them!

Christmas Facebook tat
Anotherbrokenairer · 12/10/2021 10:37

Lol fell asleep last night and just come back on. Glad you all found it 🤣🤣🤣

MeredithMae · 12/10/2021 15:21

The button has killed me Grin

PinkWaterBottle2021 · 12/10/2021 17:54

@Ifancyakitkat

Not Christmas, but if you know anyone who sells Younique or Herbalife, im sure this is a fab gift for them!
But what are they? Wall hangings? Individual stickers? Confused
Hayup · 12/10/2021 18:06

@m1shap3

Not Christmas, but…. Delivery available 👍🏼
I've just finished crocheting a snowflake garland. I decided to do some curlicues in the same glittery white yarn.

Unfortunately it looked like a giant tampon...maybe I should have tried to sell it on Facebook 😁

Mammyloveswine · 12/10/2021 21:01

@RomainingCalm

This was the line in the 12 Days centrepiece description that finished me off *@Mummyloveswine*.

GEESE A LAYING WAS REPRESENTED BY MY SPECIALITY SWEET EGGS, SORRY SECRET RECIPE, BUT SURE YOU CAN IMPROVISE

😂😂😂😂 boak at what my brain envisions
Cheguevarahamster · 12/10/2021 21:03

@Glassofshloer

Polystyrene snowman and a torturer’s rack Christmas tree anyone? Same seller, might do you a deal if you ask nicely?
Omg those snowmen are something else 😂😂
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