Christmas Facebook tat

[Cheguevarahamster]

Do we have a thread for this yet? If not I bring you this beauty. A rather unfortunate arrangement.

Yes please I really do think a glittery penis will look fabulous on my trees.

A mere twenty of your gold coins? BARG!

Mr and Mrs Claus’ cameo in House of Wax

Polystyrene snowman and a torturer’s rack Christmas tree anyone? Same seller, might do you a deal if you ask nicely?

God I need this thread tonight. In bed with not-covid feeling like shite. Thanks for cheering me up! 🎄🎅

The snowmen 😁

This is the best thread I've ever seen

@Glassofshloer

Polystyrene snowman and a torturer’s rack Christmas tree anyone? Same seller, might do you a deal if you ask nicely?

This is what I mean about faces and looking sinister. Those snowmen! That creepy smile.

As for the elf balloon...that doesn't read as friendly!

Nope not sure what this is either

Is it a sheep?

@Glassofshloer I’m a seasoned shit shopper and would buy ones of those wooden trees!

OMG the snowmen STOP IT! I'm dead!

Has anyone seen the little knitted outfits for chocolate oranges? They were massive a few years ago. Think they might have had their day?

Not Christmas, but….
Delivery available 👍🏼

@m1shap3

Not Christmas, but…. Delivery available 👍🏼

Oh My Fucking God!

@BertieBotts

OK I was feeling disappointed as I didn't think German facebook had any horrors, but I have found some :o

First up, a €20 dummy complete with choking hazard bling.

A badly printed light for €25 - but what makes this is the unmade bed and toenail clippers in the background

And lastly this inexplicable Christmas decoration for €18.

The last one! 🤣 wtf is that!!

@MeredithMae

OMG the snowmen STOP IT! I'm dead!

You may as well just chuck a tenner into the wind because they would never survive a winter in the garden!

@m1shap3

Not Christmas, but…. Delivery available 👍🏼

Oh my goodness!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I make cards and the ones upthread literally make me cringe.

Don't get the point of the elf hoop.
Are we to gather round and clap it in?

Fuck me these are brilliant

Oh. My. Goodness.

@m1shap3

Not Christmas, but…. Delivery available 👍🏼

Can't stop laughing They look like tampons that have fallen to the depths of my bag and suddenly appeared!

Are those.. tampon ghouls. Tampon... ghouls. Sorry one more time.. tampon ghouls?

I’d say I’m speechless but that evidently isn’t the case

@TonkinLenkicks

Are those.. tampon ghouls. Tampon... ghouls. Sorry one more time.. tampon ghouls?

I’d say I’m speechless but that evidently isn’t the case

Slip one in if you want a spooky trip to A&E… 👻 😂

While attempting to find some Christmas tat I stumbled across this.

I have no idea why you'd want tiny little hats for chinchillas but they're ever so cute!

Almost seem a bargain for £2 each in comparison to some of the offerings on here!