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Toilet paper that doesn't leave lint in your vagina!

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Redyellowpink · 29/09/2021 10:14

Anyone else have this issue?! I recently bought a brand that is particularly bad and it can end up looking like someone has thrown confetti down there (tmi!) I can pick it out but I'm lookin for a brand that doesnt do this. Any recommendations? I don't want to use any thing scented or flushable wipes

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holidaynearlyover · 29/09/2021 11:29

We use who gives a crap too and I didn't think I had any fluff down there but who knows now!!

noblegreenk · 29/09/2021 11:31

Aldi quilted toilet paper leaves me lint free. The standard Aldi paper is terrible though.

FannyFifer · 29/09/2021 11:31

The toilet paper at work does this, bloody annoying.

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SprayedWithDettol · 29/09/2021 11:32

@Sattherelikealemon

Grin Grin

Andrew sounds like a Charmin guy.

Perfect!
caz198917 · 29/09/2021 11:33

@Mariell

Andrex.

We don’t have a person called Andrew who we wipe ourselves on.

Well, maybe if we win the lottery we will.

😂😂😂
inappropriateraspberry · 29/09/2021 11:34

I have an Andrew. I doubt he'd appreciate being used as loo roll though. Even by me!

TheRealHousewife · 29/09/2021 11:40

@Mariell

Never had this happen in my whole life!

What brand was it?
We use M & S own brand or Andrew.

Poor Andrew 😂
DobbyTheHouseElk · 29/09/2021 11:44

Sainsburys loo roll is very linty.

womaninatightspot · 29/09/2021 11:56

Charmin ultra or something it's quilted. Like a PP our work tp disintegrates when slightly damp.

Happenchance · 29/09/2021 12:01

I would avoid Who Gives A Crap. It crumbles.

rainbowdashsneeze · 29/09/2021 12:17

I can't use decent paper. The kids block the loo every single bloody time so I need to buy cheap stuff 😂

Cookerhood · 29/09/2021 12:20

Andrex quilted OK. Who gives a crap is the worst for little balls of toilet paper left behind. Tiboo OK & so is Costco.

BlueberrySugar · 29/09/2021 12:22

@Sattherelikealemon

Grin Grin

Andrew sounds like a Charmin guy.

🤣🤣
Giggorata · 29/09/2021 12:25

I've never had this before this year, but was horrified to notice it recently. Must be reduced quality of loo paper, doubtless blamed on covid or Brexit.

ASEAskeptic · 29/09/2021 12:26

There are 2 versions of who gives a crap - the regular (more disintegrate-y) and the bamboo version (not at all disintegrate-y) ime. Costs a little more but absolutely worth it. No little pill-y bits anywhere!

Froppysue · 29/09/2021 12:27

I’m just here for the comments, this is brilliant Grin

Dab op, dab..

Ozanj · 29/09/2021 12:28

I have the same problem because I’m a scrubber (in all senses of the word lol) not a dabber. DH just vacuums it up as part of his toilet cleaning duties.

480Widdio · 29/09/2021 12:30

Waitrose Essential.

Branleuse · 29/09/2021 12:31

The soft fluffy velvety comfort toilet rolls are the worst for this.

GCITC · 29/09/2021 12:32

@Ozanj

I have the same problem because I’m a scrubber (in all senses of the word lol) not a dabber. DH just vacuums it up as part of his toilet cleaning duties.

I would advise against anyone vacuuming their vagina (or vulva)

snanagram · 29/09/2021 12:33

People who are saying they don't have this issue need to start looking at their vaginas with hand mirrors after going to the bathroom, I think you'll be surprised.

Jesus. I'm not shoving a hand mirror up my vagina Confused

Shannith · 29/09/2021 12:35

What???? I have never ever noticed this. My vulva must be anti static.

But apparently I should use a mirror and have a look and all men notice this??

What does it get caught on?

Are your vulvas made of Velcro?

Fluffypastelslippers · 29/09/2021 12:36

Yeah, I used Tesco own brand for years and it suddenly started to shred like my fanny was a Brillo pad.

Shannith · 29/09/2021 12:39

Although I suppose if you have stubble/regrowth it's not dissimilar to Velcro.

Shannith · 29/09/2021 12:39

Silver linings and all that.

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