WigWamBam and her party

[KangaMummy]

Glad you had a good time decided to start new thread as bunglies box was so long

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You can lick one if you like ... I won't look

What do you fancy? Got all sorts ...

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OK. I've got a 6 footer with brown hair, green eyes and a lovely butt, a 6'2" blond, blue eyed young thing with lovely biceps, a dashing sergeant with muscles like Mighty Mouse and a very sweet young constable with not much experience on the job but very willing to learn.

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Hang on, I'llhave a root around in the back of the cupboard ... not a policeman but I've found a nice young Turk if you fancied him instead? Swarthy, hunky, dark haired ... I might have to give him a quick once-over with the Immac though ...

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Right o!

Got some wax strips as well, you might enjoy that even better?

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You can keep him - I've got plenty more, and the blond one has caught my eye ...

You won't find the language barrier a problem, they all sound pretty much the same with their mouths full

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[smirk]

On that happy note I shall have to go and fetch my dd from nursery (out in the pouring rain - again).

Look after the lads for me secur, do feel free to help yourself if you get hungry again

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well have just buried my guinea pig!
DH didnt help last nite, just called me emotional and went to sleep!
Hope bunglie didnt have anything to do with milo ging to heaven! Maybe he heard about the gerbil and died of fright! my ds has just broke down and asked why milo is asleep in the hole!

still fragile but ok!

Aww Bonkerz! We were only joking about the guinea pig. Give your dh a slap from me and tell him not to be so insensitive.

Secur - you finished with that Turk yet?

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I'll have to try harder next time, will I? If Turks are your bag you can have my little sister's ex-husband, I'll help you wax him (all over) if you like (evil ). Otherwise you might have to wait until I get my next delivery. What d'you fancy next time?

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Macho and forceful, eh? Mmmmm, might have just the thing ... you'll have to wait until I've finished with him though

My sister would love to follow along with a nice salt rub, her decree absolute came through last week so it'd be a nice little present for her to celebrate

Is it my nasty and suspicious mind or are we having the piss taken out of us?

And do I give two flying farts?

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What do they say? [thick emoticon]

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