WigWamBam and her party

[KangaMummy]

Glad you had a good time decided to start new thread as bunglies box was so long

ok am here! been crying though so got sore eyes!

Awwww, at least you're here now!!

so u all miss me then? Gis a run down on wots been happnin as cant read all threads!

It's been really boring today. I've sat here picking my toes and pulling the fluff out of my navel because MN has been stultifying today. No fights, no saucy pictures ...

No Bunglie to insult...

blimey! whats happened to you all! give you your own section and you lose your SOH!!!!!!

I've been hanging around waiting for somebody to laugh at and they've stayed away in their droves! I think Ineed to change my deodorant ...

oops, brb - Dead ringers is on

This is why you all love the internet!!

Why the Internet is Like a Penis

It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.
It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.
If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
Some folks have it, some don't.
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.
Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.

That could easily be entitled "Why Mumsnet is like a Penis" ...

ROFL - yes!!!

Defo not safe ct but enter anyway!!

SNORT!!! Bet that's the only word you read properly ct!!!!

WK - I don't know WHAT you could possibly mean!

Of course not!!!!

Brain Store

A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
"How much for Engineer brain?"

"3 dollars an ounce."

"How much for doctor brain?"

"5 dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"90 dollars an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

PMSL bonkerz!!!

glad i made you laugh! am off to bd with my dh now and hopefully that will cheer me up!

Enjoy!

Hope he hits the spot Bonkerz ...

SHRIEK wwb!!!