Words pounced wrong.

[Littlelegs2]

Just for fun. What words do your children prounce wrong. My dd used to to say happy c%#tmas instead of happy Christmas. Ds kept saying pull the slag . Turned out he meant pull the tag.

DD used to say electroctified for electrocuted, melon instead of lemon and lipstick was always mistick.

My dd asked repeatedly one year for a "fik bitch" for 🤶- she meant fit bit. 😂 she was about 6 at the time (has asd and speech delay)

Mine says cock for for chocolate and keep saying: more cock, more cock!!!

My mum used to call me a silly apeth. For years I thought that an apeth was some Middle English word for monkey.

Oh and lick stick for lipstick 💄

I had one that used to say bastard instead of busted!
We also say things are dishless after a good meal, the one that said this instead of delicious, is now 36!

We still have ‘nicnics’ in our house instead of picnics!

DD also used to say ‘duplekit’ instead of duplicate.

Oh and we don’t go to the Chinese takeaway, we go to the Chinese ordering centre!

DD used to call the kitchen the chicken when little - which has stuck all these years later. Also the utility room was the tivity room.

DD currently enjoying games of surprise. Only she leaps out and yells: BUHSPIES!

not a circus !!!! ..not on purpose
I love it

My younger DD likes skiing. She really wants to try snowboarding, water skiing, surfing.... and waterboarding. She won't have it when we correct her to wake boarding and has told many people she wants to try waterboarding.

As this started when she 7 (now 8), we can't even explain why waterboarding is so wrong...

@TheVolturi

Icelotating for isolating, dd just turned 4, all last year called out Icelotating. Ds when little used to call milkshake shitshake. Yum.

At my nursery a staff member had to self isolate for 10 days and one of the children told their parents the staff member "is ice skating".

We recently discovered my 13 yo thought you did goat karting rather than gokarting! She frightens me!