Yuck factor too high

[PussGirl]

Putting the cat bowls in the dishwasher (scraped out, rinsed out)

Using the kitchen cloths (dishcloth, tea towel, hand towel) after they've fallen on the floor

Eating the sex cucumber in a salad (washed, peeled, chopped)

Sex cucumber as a real thing 😂.

I vote sex cucumber full stop - if you really do have ‘sex cucumbers’ in your life that then you have an extremely low bar for ‘yuck factor’ to start with..

Putting random things in the dishwasher doesn't bother me as everything is steam-sterilised.

Depends on the condition of the floor and how long it was there.

I have never used a cucumber as a sex toy. Probably not though.

sex cucumber...sure.
does yours have "cum" on the sticker?

Next time someone posts for ideas on what to do with a glut of courgettes …

Putting random things in the dishwasher doesn't bother me as everything is steam-sterilised.

No, that's not true. You need an autoclave to sterilise. Dishwashers don't do it.

did you mean to type "fuck factor too high?"

When did sex cucumber become a thing?

Did l miss something? I’ll never be able to look a cucumber in the eye again. My trips to Tesco will be fraught with sexual innuendo.

I don't think I can eat a cucumber outside of my own home again.

No, no way, wtaf

Sex cucumber are words that should never go together! 🤢

Putting an animals bowl in the dishearten is absolutely fucking bogging heave 🤮🤮🤮

My cats bowl goes in the dishwasher. Why not?

The other stuff....I have no experience of

I really like cucumbers (in a non sexual way).

Not sure I'll be able to look at them again.

I'm now contemplating about pickled gherkins

I've got a massive courgette in the fridge. Its so big it's more of an adolescent marrow.

Hmmm.

@DobbyTheHouseElk

My cats bowl goes in the dishwasher. Why not?

The other stuff....I have no experience of

Aww man alive 🤮🤮

You dirty dog @thenightsky

@Letsallscreamatthesistene

Or you could just buy a vibrator. More expensive but much better than a cucumber (I imagine, ive never used a cucumber before...). And vibrators dont go mouldy.

Well, then. Does the vibrator go in the dishwasher?

Oh I assumed 'sex cucumber' was misplelt 'sea cucumber'.I'm doubly confused...

Why not a whole sex salad?

One of these things is not like the others...

The cat bowl thing I don't get though, if you eat meat. If yes, you presumably put plates and chopping boards with animal blood, flesh and who knows what in the dishwasher. I put meat preparation plates and cat bowls in the dishwasher.

@TreeSmuggler

One of these things is not like the others...

Iam totally singing the song now

I hope it's organic

Jesus no to the cat’s bowl in the dishwasher. The cat’s meat is disgusting; the cat’s breath is disgusting; there’s no way it’s going in with my dishes.

By the way, most DWs get no hotter than 80 C. That is enough to kill many kinds of bacteria, but it’s not sterilisation.

As for the sex cucumber, is it (first) used with or without the plastic wrapping?

@GoodVibesHere

I hope it's organic

Fantastic!

I'd put this thread in classics for that comment alone