She ate bread!!

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Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow 'broke down' and ate bread during lockdown.

Oh God, not the be kind bullshit again. FFS.

Very funny, op

@Whatsthescoop

Probably whilst sat in a dark room with only the glow from her fanny candles

😂😂😂😂😂

@Whatsthescoop you forgot to "be kind" to @SunflowersAndLavender... now say sorry

I bloody love crusty white bread and butter
Whatever gets you through

[quote SuddenArborealStop]**@Whatsthescoop* you forgot to "be kind" to @SunflowersAndLavender*... now say sorry [/quote]
I'm sorry. Still on a sugar high from the illicit carpark eclairs

Well as long as she wasn't shoving up her fandango she'll be fine yeast infection in the making

I think for her this was pretty dramatic....it wasn’t just that she ate a slice of bread, she has admitted she was drinking every night and eating carbs like they were going out of fashion.

I mean, so was I, but I don’t profess to be any sort of wellness guru. I think it’s pretty honest of her to talk about it tbh, shows she’s human!

Hahahaha

FFS. Bread is a perfectly acceptable foodstuff which is eaten in one form or another by millions of people all over the world every day. It is very safe if you live somewhere where food hygiene isn't good. It's cheap and filling and can taste really good. It's not crack cocaine. Oh, and 'eating clean' is bullshit. Unless she's dropped her slice of bread in a muddy puddle it's perfectly 'clean'. Rant over.

I too have eaten an eclair in a supermarket car park.

@dodobookends

I too have eaten an eclair in a supermarket car park.

Sooo want an eclair now

Be kind be kind be kiiiiiiiiiiiind.

Makes me want to be really unkind tbh.

And absolutely, do you ever imagine men saying this crap to each other??

I am cackling at fanny candles

She is ridiculous isn't she I mean I'm sure it wasn't a warburtons but it's fine Gwynnie we have all been there

Made me think of this scene from After Life, I don't know why

Some of the comments on the original article are pretty funny.

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/may/10/gwyneth-paltrow-pandemic-lowest-point#comments

She's such a fucking melt.
Tomorrow she'll reveal that the bread was made from organic clouds and barley grown in caves or some shit.
Aren't her kids almost teens now?
You just know they are cringing and telling her to STFU.

They’re 17 and 15!

please remember. Be kind.

I'm sorry...remember!! I haven't agreed to "be kind"

I think the woman will be banging on a about her superfoods and candles etc, until she is 150,.so get used to it.

Bread..... *mops brow and clutches pearls. Whatever next, was it (whispers) sour dough??

How can she even look at herself now? The shame must be overwhelming.

Is there such thing as BA? Do you think they can meet under Covid rules?

I'm not sure what's worse, her and her fanny candles and freaking out about bread, or Chris Martin and his whining which is apparently singing, and writing on his hand with a sharpie marker.
Tossers, both of them.

I remember years ago she got a lot of stick for saying she didn’t give her children carbs and that they had all got used to “that specific hunger that comes from not eating carbs”.

I’ve never understood why otherwise healthy people need to avoid carbs to maintain their weight. If you’re permanently dieting, don’t you eventually disappear?

@ApplyWithin a diet is not dieting. Everybody is on a diet. A diet is just what you eat. When carbs breakdown inside your body they are turned into simple sugars so you get insulin spikes. So low carb means you avoid these spikes. They happen if you eat carb every meal or if you eat them as a one off. It’s about the hormonal reaction so not just done for weight loss.

Although I sounded a bit GP then! I don’t condemn pasta and doughnuts!