WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR WET PUSSY...

[Horehound]

Take it somewhere else.

Someone should report them to the Cats' Protection League. It's just cruel :(

Tbf the weather has been quite inclement...

It's no doubt an automated bot just doing what bots do. Spectacularly poor targeting but that's the point of a bit, you can spam the world for free.

If I were MN I'd be putting a block on certain word strings for now.

Poor cat, let it in or get a cat flap

Hopefully it isn't Cheddar's dm with a name change!!.

I do think they need to invest in a cat flap, for sure.

@Aprilwasverywet

Hopefully it isn't Cheddar's dm with a name change!!.

Is April the name of your kitten...?

Well I do have a dkitten.. She isn't wet as she hasn't been outside yet!!. And her name isn't April!

Shouldn't they be kept indoors before they've had all their injections anyways? Poor kitten 😿

Trap and doctor!

It’s just started raining here. I better gets my cats in

😿💦 poor wet pussy. Needs a towel

My cat is asleep on my feet. It might get wet if I spill my tea.

Pussy cat, pussy cat
Where have you been?
I've been up to Mumsnet
To visit Justine.
Pussy cat, pussy cat
What did you there?
I'm just a wet kitten
But nobody cared.

@MrsMackesy

Pussy cat, pussy cat Where have you been? I've been up to Mumsnet To visit Justine. Pussy cat, pussy cat What did you there? I'm just a wet kitten But nobody cared.

Brilliant

Yes definitely need pussy flaps

There once was a spammer called Moggy
Whose kitten was terribly soggy
He tried and tried
To get the thing dried
But the effort just made him feel groggy...

Sorry about the... damp feline spam (again). We're dealing with them now.

Mrs Slocombe will be spinning in her grave.

I’m amazed they managed to get the cat outdoors

My cat just looks outdoors at that rain and is shocked and dismayed. She then looks at me with proper scorn and stalks off as if she didn’t want to go out really anyway

Repeat x times a day

Loving the limericks!

I thought this might be another Cardi B thread.

@DentonsFringeArnottsWaistcoat

Mrs Slocombe will be spinning in her grave.

@MrsMackesy

Pussy cat, pussy cat Where have you been? I've been up to Mumsnet To visit Justine. Pussy cat, pussy cat What did you there? I'm just a wet kitten But nobody cared.

Haha! Great

Aye