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Let's write a story. 3 words each

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Sixsillysausagessizzlinginapan · 08/05/2021 10:55

One spring day....

OP posts:
whenthebellsring · 13/05/2021 20:32

Documentary about lemurs

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 13/05/2021 20:35

Shopping habits and

whenthebellsring · 13/05/2021 20:36

Tried to claim

Raskolnikov84 · 13/05/2021 20:50

£1m on expenses

whenthebellsring · 13/05/2021 20:55

He was told

Blacktothepink · 13/05/2021 20:58

By Boris Johnson

DenisetheMenace · 13/05/2021 21:08

Phwah, phwah, phwah

Aprilwasverywet · 13/05/2021 21:10

Went Noddy's car...

MMM2 · 13/05/2021 21:31

Big ears laughed

iklboo · 13/05/2021 21:36

And wet himself

mygreylife · 13/05/2021 21:48

Boris cried out

Aprilwasverywet · 13/05/2021 21:49

Gerroff my bell!!

whenthebellsring · 13/05/2021 21:49

I am doomed!

getyourfreakon · 13/05/2021 21:51

I'm flaccid again!

Aprilwasverywet · 13/05/2021 21:56

Helping hand needed....

whenthebellsring · 13/05/2021 21:58

Carrie sprints towards

mygreylife · 13/05/2021 22:05

The oven door

Ifixfastjets · 13/05/2021 22:10

And found a

unfortunateevents · 13/05/2021 22:14

burnt forgotten lasagne

Hyacinth88 · 13/05/2021 22:16

Oh lovely she

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 13/05/2021 22:16

Carrie said 'stupid.....'

mygreylife · 13/05/2021 22:21

Stupid bloody man

MyOctopusFeature · 13/05/2021 22:42

always brings mice.

Maggiesfarm · 13/05/2021 22:57

I wanted hamsters!

helpmebeanadult · 13/05/2021 22:59

However the hamsters

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